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April 24, 2008 at 1:28 am #17252PhilipModerator
A conversation between a man and a woman:
Before marriage….He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy? I’m not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!After marriage….Simply read from bottom to top.April 24, 2008 at 4:44 pm #116112burhanMemberlolzzzzzzz
very funny
thanks for sharing
April 24, 2008 at 6:46 pm #116109sarahtownyMemberClever stuff Philip and oh so true! 😛
April 24, 2008 at 7:09 pm #116110imported_Ven0mMemberMmmm, I disagree, but hey, I see the good in things like marriage.
April 26, 2008 at 10:49 pm #116108KudoParticipantLOL…….. That was funny 😉
May 1, 2008 at 12:05 pm #116113FeverMemberHow Men Change After Marriage
The Love Word:
After 6 weeks: I love U, I love U, I love U
After 6 months: Of course I love U
After 6 years: If I didn’t love U, then why the did I propose?
Back from Work:
After 6 weeks: Honey, I’m home
After 6 months: BACK!!
After 6 years: What did your mom cook for us today??
Gifts:
After 6 weeks: Honey, I really hope you liked the ring
After 6 months: I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room
After 6 years: Here’s the money. Buy yourself something
Phone Ringing:
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone
After 6 months: Here, for you
After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE!
Cooking:
After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 6 years: AGAIN!!!!
Apology:
After 6 weeks: Honey, don’t you worry, I’ll never hold this against you
After 6 months: Watch out! Don’t do it again
After 6 years: What’s not to understand about what I just said??
New Dress:
After 6 weeks: Oh my you look like an angel in that dress
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again???
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?
Planning for Vacations:
After 6 weeks: How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
After 6 months: What’s so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
After 6 years: Travel? What’s so bad about staying home???
TV:
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I like this movie
After 6 years: I’m going to watch ESPN, if you’re not in the mood, go to Bed, I can stay up by myselfHow Women Change After Marriage
more marriage jokes and pictures on beforeandaftermarriage.com
May 1, 2008 at 2:00 pm #116111PhilipModeratorFever, welcome to BBB. How Men change after Marriage was hilarious, more so than the Women bit.
P/S Be careful about posting pictures that reveal more than they should. This isn’t an R-rated website.
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