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Home › Forums › Archives › Community Center › The BigBlueBall Lounge › What Makes You Laugh? › Me So Burnt
I think these days that being burnt (i.e. fried, permabaked, half-baked, callitwhachawill) Is a status symbol.
Crackheads run the streets. Go outside sometime, you’ll see what I mean.
Meth is the governor of Somewherevilletown, Nowhere USA and I am quite sure that I have no idea what I am talking about.
Quite frankly, I am wasting time
LEMMA 1:
No sane person knows any semblance of time.
LEMMA 2:
Time is merely a figure that is used by burnt people to describe the thing, temporally, that they waste doing what they do best:
DRUGS!
What else?!
But if you ask me (and I will not at this time tell you that I am sane or insane, that is for you to judge)
THEOREM 1:
I say that everyone is burnt, and that furthermore by lemma 1 that everyone is insane (at least to a degree) because the hustle and bustle of day to day life causes people to be conscious of time. Therefore everyone is insane. A fairly logical conclusion, no?:woot: :woot: :woot:
And now to listen to some NIRVANA.
Wow…. is all I can think to say in response.
I love making an @$$ of myself
Then it seems you may have succeeded.
Me so amused…
@Tigerblade 234076 wrote:
Then it seems you may have succeeded.
LOL +rep for you – Thanks for the laugh! 🙂