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July 28, 2006 at 8:28 am #24223Tea GrannyMember
These are just a few reasons why men are just happier people. I found them rather amusing. I hope this gives other people here a bit of a chuckle too!:D
~ The garage is all yours.
~ Chocolate is just another snack.
~ You can be President.
~ You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
~ You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
~ Car mechanics tell you the truth.
~ You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
~ Same work, more pay.
~ Wrinkles add character.
~ Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
~ People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
~ New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
~ Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
~ A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
~ You can open all your own jars.
~ If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
~ Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack
~ Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
~ The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
~ You only have to shave your face and neck.
~ You can play with toys all your life.
~ Your belly usually hides your big hips.
~ One wallet and one pair of shoes… one color for all seasons.
~ You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
~ You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife.
~ You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
July 28, 2006 at 3:24 pm #149213drainMemberHaha! Those are funny. I liked the one about getting their own jars open. I never could get the darn pickle jar open… :rolleyes:
July 29, 2006 at 10:04 am #149211Tea GrannyMemberMy brother does the christmas shopping one!
July 29, 2006 at 4:06 pm #149208Jeff HesterKeymasterThat’s a classic. Yes, it’s good to be a man…. 🙂
May 6, 2008 at 9:17 pm #149210VvWolverinevVParticipantHaha, I’m going to resurrect this because I’ve never seen it before and it’s pretty funny… and this one may or may not be male-exclusive anymore!
Tea Granny;203036 wrote:~ You can be President.But this one is my favorite:
Tea Granny;203036 wrote:~ If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.May 6, 2008 at 10:08 pm #149209TigerbladeParticipant~ Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
~ Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
~ One wallet and one pair of shoes… one color for all seasons.That’s me, exactly. I have one pair of tennis shoes/sneakers (well, two, but only because I just bought a new pair to replace my last pair that lasted for four years, and haven’t thrown out the old pair yet), and one pair of dress shoes. That’s it.
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