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July 6, 2005 at 3:32 am #18992AqeelParticipant
Hello everyone, today my cell phone is not working properly, speaker problem; I’m hanging on GSM forum to fix the problem, For about last two hours I’m just using SMS service in reply of all the phone calls. So, here are the naughty SMS messages I got on my cell phone from different friends in past and a few of these today. A few of the messages were too rude and explict that I’m not posting them. I thought these of worth sharing with BBB friends. Smiles 🙂
do u believe in love at first site or do i have to walk by again
“r ur legs tired”? coz uve been runnin through my mined all day
if i cood re arrange da alphabet i wood put u and i together
ive lost my teddy bear…….do u want to sleep with me tonight?
is youre father a robber ? well who stole the stars and put them in ure eyes ?
It’s important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It’s also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
i tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!
Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i’m playin cards n i’m missin the joker!!
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!
Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
What sexual position do you have to be in to make the most ugliest kid?…. ask your parents.
Wots da closest thing to a womans period? ur salary! It cums once a month.lasts About 3 or 4 days & if it doesnt cum every1s in trouble!
Virginity is like a balloon one prick and it’s gone forever!
Mary Mary quite contrairy how does your garden grow? Listen you prat i live in a flat so how the damn do i know.
Jack & Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.But stupid Jill forgot da pill and now they have a son.
Mirror Mirror on the wall.Whos the fairest of them all?The mirror laughed & den it spat- It sure aint u.u ungly prat!
friendship is like peeing in your pants. every1 can c it but only u can feel its true warmth.thank u 4 being the pee in my pants xxxx
July 6, 2005 at 5:22 am #125603QuiksilverMemberThat made my…night…morning…what do they call it after midnight?
Anyway, thanks for sharing =D
July 6, 2005 at 7:39 am #125602HasanMemberLOLLL! hahaha.
Nice messages.I have one; though not as funny as yours:-
Quote:kuku kaka gaga kiki gaga kuku kiki kaka. Congratulations you’ve successfuly learned the monkey language. Please come to the zoo and take your certificate.July 6, 2005 at 9:12 pm #125604AqeelParticipantOrignally Posted by Hasan
LOLLL! hahaha.
Nice messages.I have one; though not as funny as yours:-
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kuku kaka gaga kiki gaga kuku kiki kaka. Congratulations you’ve successfuly learned the monkey language. Please come to the zoo and take your certificate.That message is also cute, I like it and I’m going to the zoo to take my certificate:D
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