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March 6, 2004 at 7:51 pm #10844VinnyMember
Do you like Office Space?
March 6, 2004 at 8:31 pm #83593Jeff HesterKeymasterHilarious movie! Got the DVD.
“I believe that’s my stapler…”
“I wouldn’t say I actually missed work…”
March 9, 2004 at 2:01 am #83596VinnyMemberDr. Swanson:That’s really not what I do, Peter. However, the good news is, I think I can help you. I want you to do something for me, Peter. I want you to try and relax. I want you to relax every muscle in your body, from your toes to your fingertips. Now I want you to relax your legs. You’re going to begin to feel your eyelids getting heavy as you slip deeper and deeper into a state of complete relaxation. the air of concerns to you is disappearing. Deeper, way down, your concerns about your job melts away. Way, way down. Now when I count backwards from three, you’ll be in a state of complete relaxation. your worries, cares and ambitions will be gone. And you will remain in that state until I snap my fingers. Three. Deeper and deeper. Way down, way down. Two. Way down. One.
(He faints out of the chair and everyone rushes to his aid.)
Anne: Oh my God, Dr. Swanson! Ooh! Ooh! Is he dead? Oh!
(She runs to get help. Peter just sits there and smiles. The hypnosis thing apparently worked…)
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Joanna: So, where do you work, uh, Peter?
Peter: Initech.
Joanna: And, uh, what do you do there?
Peter: I sit in a cubicle and I update bank software for the 2000 switch.
Joanna: (nods) What’s that?
Peter: You see, they wrote all this bank software and to save space, they put 98 instead of 1998. So I go through these thousands of lines of code and uh, it doesn’t really matter. I, uh, I don’t like my job. I don’t think I’m gonna go anymore.
Joanna: You’re just not gonna go?
Peter: Yeah.
Joanna: Won’t you get fired?
Peter: I don’t know. But I really don’t like it so I’m not gonna go.
Joanna: (laughs) So you’re gonna quit?
Peter: No, no, not really. I’m just gonna stop going.
Joanna: When did you decide all that?
Peter: About a week ago.
Joanna: Really?
Peter: Oh, yeah.
Joanna: Ok. So, so you’re gonna get another job?
Peter: I don’t think I ‘d like another job.
Joanna: (laughs) So what are you going to do about money and bills?
Peter: Y’know, I never really liked paying bill? I don’t think I’ll do that either.
Joanna: (laughs) So what do you want to do?
Peter: I want to take you out for dinner and then I wanna go to my apartment and watch Kung Fu.
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Bob Slydell: Here’s a peculiar one. Milton Waddams.
Dom: Who’s he?
Bob: You know, squirrely looking guy, mumbles a lot.
Dom: Oh.
Bob Slydell: We can’t find a record of him being a current employee here.
Bob Porter: I looked into it more deeply and I found what happened was he got layed off about five years ago and no one ever told him about it. But through a glitch in Payroll, he still gets a paycheck. I went ahead and fixed the glitch.
Bill: Great.
Dom: So, um, Milton has been let go.
Bob Slydell: Just a second there, Professor. We, uh, we fixed the glitch. So he won’t be receiving a paycheck anymore. So it’ll just work itself out naturally.
Bob Porter: We always like to avoid confrontation whenever possible. The problem is solved from here on, then.
March 9, 2004 at 2:06 am #83594VinnyMemberSamir: How come no one in this country can pronounce my name right? It’s Na-gee-een-ah-jah. Nagaenaja (?).
March 9, 2004 at 2:07 am #83595VinnyMemberSry about the long posts guys
I LOVE THAT MOVIEJuly 8, 2004 at 11:44 pm #83602SushiMan92MemberBEST MOVIE EVER!!
July 9, 2004 at 5:00 am #83598plastidcellsMemberI don’t think i’ve ever seen it in one full sitting… I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really should….
but it is a hilarious movie…
many good quotes…
almost competes with the Big Lebowski 😉July 9, 2004 at 9:04 am #83599f0rbezMemberclassic…
July 30, 2004 at 1:51 am #83601JayBe123MemberOk, I’ve never heard of it. What’s it about?
July 30, 2004 at 2:33 am #83600f0rbezMemberA guy who works a boring computer job, and convinces his friends to pull off a scam when he finds out they’re gonna be fired. Alot of funny stuff happens in between. You got to see it. Its really funny though. Love that movie. Check out these trailers. Its not really a mainstream film so you may not like it, but I thought it was hilarious.
July 30, 2004 at 7:17 pm #83597UnSaKreDMember“I swear to god one of these days, im going to kick this piece of **** out the window!”
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