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September 4, 2002 at 1:31 am #14168shearheavenMember
I thought this joke was soooooo funny…cute too…and kinda sad at the same time…(lookin in the mirror)……lmao
shearheaven
September 4, 2002 at 1:37 am #100770shearheavenMemberTwo old women were sitting on a park bench outside the local
town hall where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over the other and said, “Cripes! Life is boring, we never have any fun these days. For $5.00, I’d take my clothes off and streak through the flower show!” “You’re on!” said the other old lady, holding up 5 dollars. As fast as she could, the first old woman fumbled her way out of her clothes and completely naked streaked through the front door of the town hall. Waiting outside, her friend heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause. The naked old woman burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd. “How did you do?” asked her friend. Great!” she said, “I JUST WON FIRST PRIZE AS BEST DRIED ARRANGEMENT.”shearheaven
September 4, 2002 at 7:48 am #100772MerryOneMemberLOL…thanks for the laugh shearheaven..that was very funny indeed! As i sure needed it.
“Love in its wisdom is the ultimate grace. To drown in it’s pool of desire, is the perfect fall”
Edited by – MerryOne on 09/04/2002 02:50:45
September 4, 2002 at 9:42 pm #100771Xteria864Memberlmaorof
i like blonde jokes
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Philly Sixers!September 15, 2002 at 1:18 am #100769shearheavenMemberJacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 85, are all excited
about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on
the way they pass a drugstore.
Jacob suggests that they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:” Are you
the owner?”
The pharmacist answers ” Yes”.
Jacob: “Do you sell heart medication?”
Pharmacist: “Of course we do.”
Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?”
Pharmacist: “All kinds.”
Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism? “
Pharmacist: “Definitely.”
Jacob: “How about Viagra?”
Pharmacist: “Of course.”
Jacob: “Medicine for memory?”
Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety.”
Jacob: “What about vitamins and sleeping pills?”
Pharmacist: “Absolutely.”
Jacob turns to Rebecca:
“Sweetheart, we might as well register our wedding
gift list with them!!shearheaven
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