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June 6, 2002 at 1:01 am #14254shearheavenMember
What is the funniest practical joke that you have played on someone or even better…that has been played on you…lol At school or the work place please share with us…we all need a laugh or two…hehehe…Just keep it clean…lol…:)
shearheaven
June 6, 2002 at 4:30 pm #101772rustedtightMemberConvincing a workmate that spaghetti prices would soon rise as the Italian spaghetti vines were being attacked by the nasty spaghetti thread worms.
Always buy in season, its cheaper.rustedtight
June 6, 2002 at 4:40 pm #101775shearheavenMemberOh god…LOL…Reminds me of a date I had many years ago…I had this guy over my apartment for spaghetti dinner. He was pure Italian, so I thought I would be cute…lol…To test the spagetti to see if it was done I flung one on my wall to see if it would stick…He looked at me like I was a sicko…LOL…Hey I was just playin…and it does test it well…anywho…he never asked me out again…That was okay…didn’t have a sense of humor anyway…LOL
shearheaven
June 6, 2002 at 9:42 pm #101780Zlink123MemberI used to know someone who threw their spaghetti at the wall to see if it was finished, then when it was, they would take a can of spray paint and paint over it so that you could see where it stuck…their whole kitchen was covered in sray paint. They were some pretty weird people. they did a ton of other things like that to.
-Zlink123
Dog mans best friend??? I think
not…Computer, mans best friend.June 7, 2002 at 12:18 am #101777AnnaParticipantAbstract Dining…
Windaphoner
Anna Wojtowicz
Vous êtes seulement jaloux parce que les écureuils sur les étiquettes de pot de beurre d’arachide parlent avec moi…June 7, 2002 at 7:00 am #101770Jeff HesterKeymasterA friend of mine was the victim of a pratical joke. He had taken his car to Pep Boys for some minor repair work. After driving it home, a friend of his (who knew the car had been in the shop), called him:
“Hello, this is Joe Martinez. I’m the manager of the repair shop at Pep Boys. Did you bring a 1982 Jeep Cherokee in here earlier today?”
“Umm… Yes, why?”
“You haven’t had any problems with it, have you?”
“No….”
“Thank God. It’s very important that you not drive the car! I was going over the computer analysis and found something that could be very, very serious…”
“What??!!”
…you get the picture. He was sweating for quite a while. The REAL manager was so confused when he called…
Jeff Hester aka “Mister BigBlueBall.com”
June 11, 2002 at 4:39 pm #101774shearheavenMemberHehehe…
THINGS TO NEVER SAY TO A COP…
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.
3.Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That’s terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That’s how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says “Gee Son….Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?” You probably shouldn’t respond with,”Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?”
Hahahaha…
shearheaven
Edited by – shearheaven on 06/11/2002 11:42:06
June 11, 2002 at 4:48 pm #101776AnnaParticipant“Occ-Occ-Occifer! I-I swear to drunk I-I’m not god!!”
Windaphoner
Anna Wojtowicz
[email protected]June 12, 2002 at 3:22 pm #101771rustedtightMember“Dont look me that give, I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”
bustedright
June 12, 2002 at 4:19 pm #101781roadrageous_chickMember“I’m as jober as a sudge!”
June 12, 2002 at 5:39 pm #101778detn8rParticipantHow many cop jokes are there? Just two, all the rest are true!
–chewy
~It’S a CaNaDiAn ThInG eH!!~
July 30, 2002 at 8:09 pm #101773shearheavenMemberI thought you guys might appreciate it. Even the married ones.
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>A new Husband Shopping Center opened where a woman could go to
>choose from among many men for her husband. It was laid out in five floors,
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>with
>the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors.
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>The only rule was once you opened the door to any floor, you must
>choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn’t go
>back down except to leave the place. So, a couple of girlfriends go to the
>place to find a man as a prospective husband.
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>First floor, the door had a sign saying : “These men have jobs and love
>kids.” The women read the sign and say “Well that’s better than not
>having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what’s further up.” So up
>they go.
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>Second floor says : “These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and
>are extremely good looking.” Hmmm, say the girls. But, I wonder what’s
>further up?
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>Third floor : “These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
>looking, love kids and help with the housework.” Wow! say the women.
>Very tempting, BUT, there’s more further up!” And up they go.
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>Fourth floor : “These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely
>good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.”
>”Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must be awaiting us further on!”
>say the women.
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>So up to the fifth floor they go. The sign on that door said: “This floor
>is
>just to
>prove that women are impossible to please.”
>hehehehahaha…Ahem…sorry…
shearheaven
July 31, 2002 at 12:36 am #101779Mr. DiablosMemberI told my friend there was something on his shirt, and when he looked down, I flicked his nose.
I don’t play practical jokes.
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August 15, 2002 at 10:01 pm #101782Xteria864Memberbboooooo old!
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