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As Ben Franklin said “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.”
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) – bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila,rum,whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh*t.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I’m doing it as a public service. :p
And so did Heather, if I remember correctly. God bless you guys, hee hee. Now that’s a good reason not to stay sober!
Hey! Copycat Jeff! It was funny when I posted it and hasn’t lost it’s charm. Now – I’m off to the store for my health 😉
Great minds think (or post) alike.
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