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October 21, 2004 at 5:13 am #8218SpikeMember
Here it is, folks: the Final Story that the BBB Community has come up with. If you ask me, you’re all nuts, and couldn’t write a story if your life depended on it. But still, great job! 🙂
One day I went to sign into BBB and found out that yahoo messenger has skins but I didn’t like them because I couldn’t use them on AIM then I found that MSN Messenger rox and everyone else hates it except those with intelligence who have the IQ of a penguin who wrote it himself while chewing on bubble gum that was ice-cream flavored. Then I checked Yahoo-messenger and my hard drive was covered in limescale which actually turned out to be quite tasty. So I sat here and started thinking about other things to create. Four hours later I realized that my car had a flat tire so I changed it with Penguin’s stolen fish. Afterwards, with the radio blasting, I bought a new desert island in the game I had been playing for a day with my girlfriend and then she dumped me. I cried, then shot a hole in the car’s gas tank causing little green men to take over the corporate race, until they had to go to the bathroom. Then Kurt Cobain rose from the dead so he could program his cat to begin moving to the music and learn to dance just like Michael Jackson. So I checked out this cool site called BigBlueBall.com! It is so strange that I decided to run away screaming “BIG BLUE BALL COMING!” However, my flight was interrupted by a large magically flying penguin that had an original thought which was interrupted by a strange looking kitten that was so fat it couldn’t possibly be RabidKitten who is so crazy on haloweens that she dressed up as a giant big blue bottle of laundry detergent. My favorite laundry detergent is one you can wash away copycats in a giant vat of greasy grimey gopher guts. Then this weird guy who turned out to like IRC because it’s an application programmed while sitting on the potty. The guy then randomly shouted at DJHyperbyte because he posted without knowing what the hell he was getting himself into when he instant messaged Dr. Kimble and Jeff writing that he wasnt very brightly dressed that day. Because cheese-cake is delicious, AwesomeSauce has no idea that cheese-cake is really a man-made dessert disguised as a yummy looking big blue ball of sugar coated alien eyeballs. Because alien-eyeballs are disgusting, he decided to give up visiting certain things such as amusement parks and the movies because he’s afraid of them. The thought of going there all alone is really quite diustrubing because he is self-concious. I rode my moped over to China, wondering why they call it taiwan and why they wear those funny looking grapefruits and giant fluffy weasels on their heads. On googling these customs, I found out that the weasels were actually badgers in disguise and wearing football jerseys while eating strawberry jello from darkest Peru, where Paddington is known for his hate towards neighbour Mr.Curry. But paddington doesnt realize he is a bear. So I made sure that Paddington dressed warmly, just in case he decided to go to meet Crazy Penguin in the arctic tundra for some ice fishing. Then, we’ll go for a beer and play some poker where Crazy Penguin will buy drinks for all of the people here. However the drinks will not be worth drinking because they are infected with e-coli because Crazy Penguin doesn’t know how to wipe his nose. As I was looking at the infected drinks, I noticed that on MTV they said that Kurt Cobain had come up to Times Square looking for the perfect Intel Pentium 4 with Nitro burning engines that could totally PWN The_Dude But Wal-Mart is secretly a multi-million dollar conglomerate that lies to the Penguins of South Africa about the cost of contraceptives in the middle of the Atlantic ocean where hundreds of people are dying because of overhydration, which is AKA Really_Wet_Stuff, but really let’s stick to the topic which is Really_Wet_Stuff apparently. This Really_wet_stuff is made of guiness the greatest beer, however, corona’s better! Then I gasped at some oddly shaped cheese that smells like rotten socks found only in my room when I was listening to music. This cheese was spectacularly delicious, so the mouse has to stay away to avoid RabidKitten’s cunning trap that’s baited with Velveeta. It’s hard to comprehend how disgusting velveeta is topped with Mayo. I know, after spending hours throwing up velveeta, I decided to go eat some more Velveeta with peanut-butter and onions. But don’t forget fried chicken and pigs lips, becuase those are nutritious forms of junk food. So I made myself eat 20 tons of ice cream. Then I threw up over rabid dogs, which were standing on top of a pile of discarded animal manure. Then thought, “Well, this is just peachy,” and kept going to Norway for some reason although it’s freezing there. It’s hot in California, although everyone knows that. If you didn’t know that, you’d might as well go home and cry. On Friday night, I knocked myself out by hanging myself [from] a telephone pole by my thong, then my thong snapped, causing me to get knocked out. Then random people attacked me with more broken thongs and left me smelling like a pile of dirty laundry. Dirty laundry is a very nasty thing when it is fried with a hot iron that should not be used with marshmallows and spaghetti. Tomorrow, I have to go to school and take a stupid test on dumb American Presidnts and the history of Grilled Cheese. I also decided that I would wear a monkey costume and hit people with a blow up banana that makes squeaky noises when you hit people. But the school board suspended a kid who was on php and had an addiction to PHP’s effects, which include sciencefeeling locking this topic becuase it has reached the page limit. THE END.Great Job, everyone! LMAO!
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