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Now this is just too funny. A kid got suspended from school for using php
http://bbspot.com/News/2000/6/php_suspend.html
EDIT: Moved from Random Ramblings. Funny stuff, I just hope you realize BBspot.com is a satirical site.
LMAO! I should go tell my school I use PHP and see what they say….I don’t think many of them know it’s a form of a webpage. Still, LOL!
WHOA!!!!!!!! PHP I no!!!! the horror of it all!!!! and I thought XTC was bad, well I guess i’ll have to get off that and move on to a UNKNOWN drug…. PHP sounds like P2P mabey…. he could be ODing on kazaa or limewire?! god save us all!!!!
Quote:quote:Originally posted by AwesomeSauceWTF? This is a joke, right?
and what does “Satirical” mean?
Quote:quote:from dictionary.comsatirical
Satiric Sa*tir”ic, Satirical Sa*tir”ic*al, a. [L. satiricus: cf. F. satirique.]
1. Of or pertaining to satire; of the nature of satire; as, a satiric style.2. Censorious; severe in language; sarcastic; insulting. “Satirical rogue.” –Shak.
Syn: Cutting; caustic; poignant; sarcastic; ironical; bitter; reproachful; abusive
What should we do when we are unfamiliar with a word?
A. Hijack the thread asking what the word means.
B. Fill the thread up with definition quotes.
C. Go to http://www.google.com and type in “define: satire“If you don’t know the answer to that, then it’s definately time to lay off the PHP doobies. 🙂
Now I’m off to go do a few hits of ASP laced with some .NET. Awww yeah.
OOH OHH Pick ME! I KNOW this…Is it….umm…A…no….maybe…no…it isn’t B…so…aha! C! It MUST be C! Do I egt extra credit??? 😀
Oh, and it was so funny I just had to tell other people
Woah… That’s just *dumb*. Suspending a student for something the school doesn’t even know about. Can you sue for that?
HAHA! GOT SUSPENDED FOR USING SOME WEBPAGE THING! LMFAO! I cant believe that! They suspend a kid for thinking its drugs and its not! LMFAO Ppl are so stupid these days!
Quote:quote:Originally posted by catnipwarzWHOA!!!!!!!! PHP I no!!!! the horror of it all!!!! and I thought XTC was bad, well I guess i’ll have to get off that and move on to a UNKNOWN drug…. PHP sounds like P2P mabey…. he could be ODing on kazaa or limewire?! god save us all!!!!
I’m sorry, but what did you say? Sure, the link it self maybe satirical, but it doesn’t mean you need to go over the edge with it yourself.
whats the scare part of it for me is that Topeka, KS is a lil less then a 1 hour drive from my town and I can see it happening here the way the teachers are under payed in oklahoma
Quote:quote:OOH OHH Pick ME! I KNOW this…Is it….umm…A…no….maybe…no…it isn’t B…so…aha! C! It MUST be C! Do I egt extra credit???Way to make an ass of your self! *thumbs up*
What I want to know is why the student didn’t have an interview with the administration before the suspension was issued, or why the administrator(s) didn’t conduct any research before slapping the fine, OR literally asking the student what it was, and then using a computer teacher, or technician to confirm it. Or maybe it was because he was a sophomore *rolls eyes* If this story is true, then I would be on a rampage about getting them back for it. Maybe for it, taking down their school network or something *evil grin*. But seriously, if I was that student, I would make a global announcement on every damn news channel, and paper around about how uneducated the schooling system can be.
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