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September 26, 2005 at 8:08 pm #20096sarahtownyMember
The best and worst chat-up lines of all time
Picture the scene. Across a crowded room you spot someone so gorgeous you can’t help but go over and introduce yourself. But you’re completely tongue-tied, searching for that first thing to say is harder than you’d possibly imagined.
Smile and say ‘hello’
Do you believe in love at first sight…or shall I walk past again?
I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
You’re like a parking ticket. You’ve got fine written all over you….
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
My bed is broken, can I use yours?
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I want you almost as much as I want world peace.
HIM: “You look just like my first wife”
HER: “How many times have you been married?”
HIM: “Never”.“My friends over there bet that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?”
“Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?”
Help the homeless – take me home with you.
If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
Do I know you? (No.) That’s a shame, I’d like to.
So, tell me about yourself; your dreams, your ambitions, your phone number.
Do you see my friend over there? (Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar). He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Guy: Are your parents terrorists?
Girl: No, why?
Guy: Because baby you’re the BOMB!Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.
Those are nice jeans you have on… but you know they’d look even better crumpled up on the floor beside my bed.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you
“Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!”
Why don’t you come over here, sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Hi I’m Mr Right, I’ve heard that you’ve looking for me…
“Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend? “
What are your measurements? I need them for the lotto as I know you’re a winner and I want to be one too…
10 ton polar bear. If that doesn’t break the ice, nothing will.
Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
Hi, my name’s Fred Flintstone, and I’m gonna make your Bedrock!
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together.
My face is leaving in 10 minutes, you’d better be on it?
Was your father a thief? Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Legs is the word of the day. Let’s go back to your place and spread the word.
Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
Do you sleep on your stomach? Do you mind if I do?
You don’t sweat much for a fat lass
September 26, 2005 at 8:23 pm #130797AqeelParticipantI’d read almost 70% of these in SMS on my cell phone from friends and once posted the similar ones on BBB but… Some of these are really nice 🙂 but the worse ones are really flirt :p
September 26, 2005 at 9:46 pm #130788Jeff HesterKeymasterQuote:You don’t sweat much for a fat lassSure to woo the ladies… NOT!
September 26, 2005 at 9:58 pm #130796LLXerxesMemberHmm, just so I have a good idea, can you label the good and bad ones? :p
September 26, 2005 at 10:19 pm #130795SpikeMemberLLXerxes wrote:Hmm, just so I have a good idea, can you label the good and bad ones? :p
Why use these when you can make your own up that aren’t written down? Surely those would be better…they’re spur of the moment!September 26, 2005 at 10:37 pm #130792TigerbladeParticipanti lost my teddy bear… would you sleep with me?
(works. 🙂 )
September 26, 2005 at 11:39 pm #130798AqeelParticipantHelp the homeless – take me home with you.
Touches the heart 😉
September 27, 2005 at 12:27 am #130799MrOatsMemberI just wonder how many people use these…*snicker*
September 27, 2005 at 7:59 pm #130790EEDOKMemberExcuse me miss, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
September 27, 2005 at 9:17 pm #130794HasanMemberhehe they are nice I dont think there are any bad lines except for the last one.
September 27, 2005 at 10:08 pm #130789DavidParticipantMost of those are lame, but this one is really really good IMO:
“My friends over there bet that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?”
What girl would refuse?
September 28, 2005 at 12:02 am #130793TigerbladeParticipantMrOats wrote:I just wonder how many people use these…*snicker*heh, most of the ones in the original post… not many. of course there will always be some guy willing to give it a try.MINE… has actually been used. and amazingly enough… it worked. i dont understand it myself.
September 28, 2005 at 5:06 am #130791EEDOKMemberIt’s alot easier to just crawl onto a girls lap and ask her name and such, for some reason they’re really open to you when you’re the one sitting on them.
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