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A recent survey asked a group of people to list
20 of the Biggest Lies…..
this is what they came up with…
1-The check is in the mail.
2-Honest, I’ll respect you in the morning.
3-This won’t hurt a bit.
4-You get this one, I’ll pay next time.
5-My wife dosen’t understand me.
6-Trust me, I’ll take care of everything.
7-Of course I love you.
8-Drinking, why no officer.
9-It’s not the money, It’s the principle of the thing.
10-But we can still be good friends.
11-She means nothing to me.
12-Don’t worry, hes never bitten anybody.
13-I’ll call you later.
14-I’ve never done anything like this before.
15-Honest, now I’m going to tell you the truth.
16-It’s suppose to make that noise.
17-Then take a left, and you can’t miss it.
18-I am here from your government, and I’m here to help you.
19-I’m getting a divorce, we lead seperate lives anyway.
20-Baby, would I ever lie to you?
LadyJ;)
Now simply add the words ‘in bed’ either before or after each of those lines for a complete new look at em.
Don’t forget “No of course it doesn’t look ugly”.
or….NO, of course not, you look great!
Or, will it heal if its left alone?
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Estrella21
Or, it will heal if its left alone.
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