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A secretary, an assistant and their boss are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a genie appears to grant them each one wish. The secretary says, “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone.
“I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life,” says the assistant. And poof! He’s gone too.
“You’re next,” the genie says to the boss. He says, “I want those two back in the office right after lunch.” :p
Good one, Philip! I’ll bet my boss would appreciate it. 😉
Now that’s a good one!
Lesson learned: Wait for the boss to decide (speak) and then make your choice. Works well in all sorts of situations 😉