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Home › Forums › Archives › Community Center › The BigBlueBall Lounge › What Makes You Laugh? › The boy with just a head
(I took this from the last episode of the Vicar of Dibley)
There was this boy who was born with just a head. No body, just the head.
On his 18th birthday, his dad decided to take him to the pub to have his first drink. So they get to the bar and the barman pulls him his first pint.
The head takes his first sip and
*boom*
He grows a torso
…
Everyone is amazed so they tell him to carry on drinking
So he takes his second sip, and
*boom*
two arms are grown…
Now everyone in the bar is egging him on “take another sip, take another sip!” so he takes another one and
*boom*
two legs just pop out of nowhere.
Out of total euphoria he runs out of the bar shouting his praises to the high heavens, he runs into the middle of the road and gets hit by a truck…
The barman turns to the dad and says
“He should of quit while he was ahead”
Ohhhhh groan, that’s something my dad would have told . . . but we still love him.
True enough, it does sound like a “dad” joke. I shall have to show my father this one.
Stigmata – nice avatar! But I’m sure I’ve seen that one somewhere else too.
LOL! Nice one TG!
Great joke none the less.