The Only 11 Times In History It Was Okay To Drop An "F"-Bomb.

My dad e-mailed this to me, I was cracking up by #1.

Warning: This joke does not swear, but the “F” word is implied more than once.

The Only 11 Times In History When It Was Okay To Say F@#$.

11. “What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?”
— Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. “What the @#$% was that?”
— Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. “Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?”
— Custer, 1877

8. “Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that.”
— Einstein, 1938

7. “It does so @#$%ing look like her!”
— Picasso, 1926

6. “How the @#$% did you work that out?”
— Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. “You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?”
— Michelangelo, 1566

4. “Where the @#$% are we?”
— Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. “Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!”
— Noah, 4314 BC

2. “Aw c’mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?”
— Bill Clinton, 1998

Drum roll… :p

1. “Geez, I didn’t think they’d get this @%#*^ing mad.”
— Saddam Hussein, 2003