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A programmer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.”
The programmer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and put it back in his pocket. The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you and do anything you want.”
Again the programmer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, “What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, and that I’ll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?”
The programmer said, “Look, I’m a programmer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog… now that’s cool!”
That means I gotta find a talking frog for you Dave! 😀
I checked, they’re outta stock at the grocery store, but how’s about a dancing Anna? 😉
I swear… one of these days…
Wow, you are one weird girl.