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January 13, 2003 at 3:25 pm #7546rustedtightMember
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.I’ve learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just assholes.I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust,
and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.I’ve learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you’d better have a big weenie or huge boobs.I’ve learned that you shouldn’t compare yourself to others
They are more screwed up than you think.I’ve learned that you can keep puking
long after you think you’re finished.I’ve learned that we are responsible for what we do,
unless we are celebrities.I’ve learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first,
the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.I’ve learned that no matter how you try to protect your children,
they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper.I’ve learned that people you care most about are taken from you too soon
and all the less important ones just never go away.January 13, 2003 at 7:07 pm #65093urxlncMemberAnd Tennis, (another game with a ball)
I Also Suck at Tennis! 😀
January 14, 2003 at 2:39 am #65092melneeMemberQuote:quote:Originally posted by urxlncAnd Tennis, (another game with a ball)
I Also Suck at Tennis! 😀
Am I missing something here? Where did this statement come from? I reread the above jokes twice and I didnt see the connection.
I love your learning experiences Rustedtight. #1 is a favorite! and #2 is true #5 is great too. shoot, I love em all! 😀January 14, 2003 at 6:20 am #65091rustedtightMemberQuote:quote:Am I missing something here?your not alone on this one, I couldnt see a point to the post either.
Maybe it lost something in the translation?:D:DJanuary 14, 2003 at 7:49 am #65096dainbramageMemberYou have a serious attitude problem sir.
January 14, 2003 at 8:35 am #65095PhilMemberQuote:quote:I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust,
and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.this one means the most to me, which is why i strive to keep the trust flowing with my friends and family at all times! very good dee!
January 14, 2003 at 6:17 pm #65094snugleupagainstMemberQuote:quote:I’ve learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.
Or an awesome Motorcycle to put between your legs instead! 😉
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I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.Or be Self-confident, Self-supporting, Self-dependant etc. etc. and flash your eyelashes -n- wiggle your hiney! :rolleyes:
It got me my Big Biker Jon! lol
With the Motorcycle for the 1st quote! 😮 hehehe
Snuggs
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