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I have several of these. So I can post them occasionally. 😀 And men please don’t take offense, I mean no harm.
A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.”
“Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband”
said the wife.The fairy moved her magic stick and
abracadabra!… two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said:
“Well .. this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me”.The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed .
but a wish is a wish.So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and .
abracadabra!
the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story
Men might be ungrateful idiots,
But fairies are…
FEMALE! :woot:
Now I don’t care who you are, on some level that is funny.;)
Excellent like it! I didn’t take offence at all… errrm wonder why ohhh yes I am female haha
More more please! Bring it on … ;o)
I’m OFFENDED grrrrrrrrrrrrr wait a minute no I’m not. Yep it was funny. My ex told me God was a woman and men where just mistakes while she was creating woman. ummmmmm nope she isn’t funny at all LOL.
I spent most of my day reading tales of woe about Laura Croft’s new less endowed physique on my game posting sites (some actually calculated how many pixels were missing). So I was pleased, nay thrilled, to read a little shot at the male portion of our species. Thank you for balancing out my day Jynxed :D!
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