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Hello all,
I am fairly new to the forum here so for those who don’t know me I will fore-warn you…aside from helping people and learning new things my main interest is humor so if you can’t take a joke avoid me at all costs.:D Anyhow here is my first poll:Which of the following incidents would be (or have been) the most embarrassing thing for you to experience?
I’ll be brave and go first just to take the pressure off. Standing in a check-out line in front of a cheerleader I had a crush on in high school and had to buy a box of tampons for my mother who was stuck at work:o:o:o…I never felt comfortable around the girl after that day.
i went out with my girl thought I had 500 on the damn card found out that I had over due libary books from 3 years and then I had more bills to pay all I could afford was a drink and chips… hahahaha:)
I was in Sudway at lunch time one day and spilt Sprite on my crotch I had to go all the way home (a good 20 minute trip) with wet pants and funny looks from my fellow comuters.
That top one really depends, it’s not really embarrassing with your spouse walks in it’s more likely that you will have to run for your life. Also if your mates walk in it’s OK if she’s screeming with pleasure or something because then you look like a stud but if she ain’t enjoying it you look like an incompitant moron.
hahaha well it was when I was in spanish class, we were listening to my teacher’s lecture when some guy yelled, “hey whats that red puddle under you?” I looked and like my gatorade cracked and spilled all over the floor. I also had a wrist cast with me and everyone just started looking at me (eventually also my crush:() I had to like clean it up, I started smelling like berry and well ya, that was pretty embarressing.
when I was 22 me and my husband were having sex and started having my period. my husband was in shock and ran to grab me a tampon and offered to insert for me. I agreed to let if I could hold onto his penis. He agreed to. then my parents walked in us and oh boy I was in alot of trouble.
ok, well I guess I’ll chosse to tell you about the time….Ok, this one time after I saw the movie Master and Commander, we went home and my friend Peter came over. At the time Peter was my BIG crush. We were playing LotR:Return of the King on the XBox, and Peter always makes me laugh alot. I was laughing so hard and I had to….fart…and I was bout to wet my pants from laughing so hard. So when I finally decide to get up and pee and…..pass gas….I start walking towards the bathroom and as soon as I got up to go, Sam on the video game says “Where are you going?!” so Peter says “Don’t you know I have to pee?!” so I started laughing sooo hard and I was doubled over laughing and I…tooted laudly…3 times! Then I peed a little, just a little tho. I was soo embarrased but I was still laughing. I still laugh about it now! LOL -see?
ok I go with add my own.. I was out at a chat party (thos who dont know what that is,its where people off the net meet somewhere and party) I was there trying to hook up with someone she goes to the bath room and comes back and see my paints wet my best friend dropped his beer on me…god I was about to kill him and losted the girl:o
Hmmm Love Dr…. thought you were trying to hook up with a different girl? Got really really drunk because you were too nervous to talk to her. But then everything out of your mouth lately has been fabricated.
Signed…. The one that Love Dr SHOULD have lost at that Chat Party.
Well, I have been walked into during sex.. my litle curious sister, and she kinda told everyone about it :p
I have also fallen down in front of alot of people, I was going to be really cool and do some cool jumping-kick-thingie and I fell flat on my ass/back 😮But hey, it´s already done and all I can do is laugh of it 😎
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