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Top 35 Oxymorons
35. State worker
34. Legally drunk
33. Exact estimate
32. Act naturally
31. Found missing
30. Resident alien
29. Genuine imitation
28. Airline food
27. Good grief
26. Government organization
25. Sanitary landfill
24. Alone together
23. Small crowd
22. Business ethics
21. Soft rock
20. Amtrak schedule
19. Military intelligence
18. Sweet sorrow
17. Compassionate conservative
16. “Now, then…”
15. Passive aggression
14. Clearly misunderstood
13. Peace force
12. Extinct life
11. Plastic glasses
10. Terribly pleased
9. Computer security
8. Political science
7. Tight slacks
6. Definite maybe
5. Pretty ugly
4. Rap music
3. Working vacation
2. Religious tolerance
And the No. 1 oxymoron
1. Microsoft Works
Oxymoron
A smart saying which at first view appears foolish.
A figure of speech employing the juxtaposition or two normally contradictory words.
Hey, somebody is sure to ask.![]()
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“Open Government”
takes the list to 36
rustedtight 
please add: ‘unintentional accident’, ‘crowd control’ and ‘political activity’.
rhiannon.
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Volcano vaporizer best ever
Hrm, just thought of one that should’ve made it to that list.
Friendly Fire
Just wanted to add one! =!
Ouch, not so friendly!
evil panda