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September 20, 2004 at 12:49 pm #2284
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MemberTop 9 comments made by NBC at the Olympics
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: “This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.”
2. Dressage commentator: “This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.”
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: “I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.”
4. Boxing Analyst: “Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.
5. Softball announcer: “If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.”
6. Basketball analyst: “He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.”
7. At the rowing medal ceremony:”Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.”
8. Soccer commentator: “Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.”
9. Tennis commentator: “One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them… Oh my God, what have I just said?”September 20, 2004 at 3:47 pm #37879Hasan
MemberLOLlllllll they sure are funny 😀
September 20, 2004 at 10:31 pm #37880colin
MemberThat’s hilarious, where did you find it? Or did you just hear all of them at write them down?
September 20, 2004 at 10:36 pm #37874detn8r
ParticipantQuote:quote:1. Weightlifting commentator: “This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.”Ah jeeze.. that had me going all morning.
September 20, 2004 at 10:41 pm #37875David
ParticipantSeptember 20, 2004 at 11:08 pm #37876shifter
ParticipantOr more specifically : http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/olympics.asp
Not all of the quotes are from Olympic events, and none are actually from this years Olympics in Athens, but all are damn funny.
September 21, 2004 at 10:03 am #37877MartinBradley
Member*Snigger* Brilliant stuff. Love the one about the “IOC president hugging the cox of the British crew”.
Thanks for those 😀
September 23, 2004 at 4:09 am #37878rafaelemt
MemberThose were soooo funny :D, Nothing better than a good laugh before bedtime. Thanks for that.
Rafael
September 25, 2004 at 4:20 pm #37873rustedtight
MemberSmutty, who lowered the goal posts here. 🙁
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