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April 26, 2005 at 7:14 pm #18070NessaParticipant
10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.
8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.
7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor’s, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.
6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.
5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.
3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone!
And the #1 reason why God created Eve…
1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, “I can do better than that!”
I shall agree with reason number one the most.:D
April 26, 2005 at 7:21 pm #120465gossipingraeMemberHAHA YES so true!
April 26, 2005 at 10:34 pm #120460TigerbladeParticipant“I have no comment at this time.”
but believe me… I will comment on this later when I get some free time. This planet would be a lot better off if it weren’t for the actions of certain women… :p
April 27, 2005 at 12:05 am #120472m3rcyMemberhahahaha thats so sad. you guys are just sad 🙁
that just made my pants so sad 🙁 hahaApril 27, 2005 at 3:14 am #120462neo_ny_23MemberGuys dont have to come up with jokes or stories to prove that they are “better” than the girls 😉 😉
April 27, 2005 at 3:30 am #120473m3rcyMemberwell i have to admit. that is a good point.
April 27, 2005 at 7:09 am #120461TigerbladeParticipant@neo_ny_23]Guys dont have to come up with jokes or stories to prove that they are “better” than the girls ) ;)[/QUOTE wrote:
can i get a hell yeah? bravo neo… i’d forgotten about this thread, but yeah that’s about what i would have said.
April 27, 2005 at 12:41 pm #120456Jeff HesterKeymasterHow Eve Was Created (And Why Women Are The Way They Are)
God looks down and notices that Adam is all alone while all the animals have companions so he decides to create a companion for man as well. He comes to see Adam and says to him, “Adam, you are my greatest creation and therefore, I am going to create for you the ultimate companion. She will worship the very ground you walk on, she will long for you and no other, she will wait on you hand and foot and obey your every command, and all it will cost you is an arm and a leg.” Thinking for a few moments, Adam replies reluctantly, “I don’t know God, an arm and a leg is an awful lot, what could I get for, say, a rib…”
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[email protected]April 27, 2005 at 12:51 pm #120457Jeff HesterKeymasterTypical man bashing, but it can never strike the strong heart of us rugged wild men. Your feeble attempts are just that, attempts! This is what we get for giving a rib…
April 27, 2005 at 12:55 pm #120469NessaParticipant@neo_ny_23]Guys dont have to come up with jokes or stories to prove that they are “better” than the girls ) ;)[/QUOTE wrote:
Exactly because most things they “come up” with wouldn’t be true:D , and trust me, i know that all girls are not better than guys just like i know all guys are not better than girls…Each person is different, i just liked reading reason number one. Since the whole story on Adam and Eve, it was Adam who was created first, so heck “save the best for last,” and “you don’t make the same mistakes you made on the first try,” no offense though. 🙂
April 27, 2005 at 1:32 pm #120458Jeff HesterKeymasterhatedjealousy wrote:Since the whole story on Adam and Eve, it was Adam who was created first, so heck “save the best for last,” and “you don’t make the same mistakes you made on the first try,” no offense though. 🙂Oh man….so tempting…so so tempting to reply to that. You are basically handing me a silver platter, but fortunately I have the wisdom to let you have your little fun, and for the sake of the rest of the women in this board I will also keep quiet. This time, I’ll choose to be a gentleman. *chuckles to self*
April 27, 2005 at 2:22 pm #120466gossipingraeMemberIt’s all fun and games. I don’t think the thread was supposed to be anything like “girls rock, boys suck” kinda thing.
“See what we get from giving a rib…” HAHA that was clever Ant!
April 27, 2005 at 3:41 pm #120470NessaParticipantMiamiGuy wrote:Oh man….so tempting…so so tempting to reply to that. You are basically handing me a silver platter, but fortunately I have the wisdom to let you have your little fun, and for the sake of the rest of the women in this board I will also keep quiet. This time, I’ll choose to be a gentleman. *chuckles to self*
You are fully welcome to give your tempting reply, i’m sure all the women in this board would understand its all fun and games. I’m sure they would still see you as the gentleman you say you are. In the end like i said, no sex is really better, each person is different, be it male or female.gossipingrae wrote:It’s all fun and games. I don’t think the thread was supposed to be anything like “girls rock, boys suck” kinda thing…Yeah, it’s not like that or the title of this thread would have been exactly that what she put in quotes. Remember just fun and games. 🙂
April 27, 2005 at 5:51 pm #120464sarahtownyMemberThey forgot to mention that she had longer arms than he did so she could pick apples! :0)
April 27, 2005 at 9:38 pm #120467LLXerxesMembergossipingrae wrote:It’s all fun and games. I don’t think the thread was supposed to be anything like “girls rock, boys suck” kinda thing.“See what we get from giving a rib…” HAHA that was clever Ant!
Well, you don’t have to have that as the title, that’s basically what the thread is about, right? :p
Besides, that’s what they sell on Tshirts… :pClever idea for a thread. Very… (holds in anger) clever.
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