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January 8, 2007 at 12:18 pm #26046Tea GrannyMember
Found these funny tidbits. I hope they haven’t been posted before because I didn’t do a search – I know – bad girl! Anyway, I hope you enjoy!
Unnatural Laws
1.Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee.2.Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.3.Law of probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.4.Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.5.Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.6.Variation Law:
If you change traffic lanes, the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time)7.Bath Theorem:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.8.Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.9.Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.10.Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.11.Theatre Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.12.Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is
cold.13.Murphy’s Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.14.Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the
newness and cost of the carpet/rug.15.Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are.16.Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.17.Brown’s Law:
If the shoe fits, it’s ugly.18.Oliver’s Law:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.19.Wilson ‘s Law:
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.January 9, 2007 at 1:45 am #156632PhilipModeratorA good diversion there, TeaGranny. I enjoyed that! Thanks.
January 9, 2007 at 12:27 pm #156630MrEggsaladParticipantI really liked that phone one, it’s so true. I have never had a busy signal on a wrong number. These laws seem to go untold in class though… :p
January 15, 2007 at 12:42 pm #156631MrOatsMemberTeaGranny wrote:3.Law of probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.11.Theatre Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.8.Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.All very true! Good one teagranny… 🙂
April 4, 2007 at 5:57 pm #156634den44057Memberi really liked Wilson`s Law. it is very true.
great post, i liked thatApril 5, 2007 at 5:42 pm #156633Leapy LeoMemberTea Granny;213060 wrote:6.Variation Law:
If you change traffic lanes, the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time)Yes, why does that always happen?
I keep saying I’ll stay in the same lane all the way but I always forget to do it!
April 8, 2007 at 3:17 pm #156635den44057Memberfor law 6, yes that is very true. i have no clue why that always happens. i have to admit, i always fall for it too!!
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