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Google Announces Plan To Destroy All Information It Can’t IndexMOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Executives at Google, the rapidly growing online-search company that promises to “organize the world’s information,” announced Monday the latest step in their expansion effort: a far-reaching plan to destroy all the information it is unable to index.
“Our users want the world to be as simple, clean, and accessible as the Google home page itself,” said Google CEO Eric Schmidt at a press conference held in their corporate offices. “Soon, it will be.”The new project, dubbed Google Purge, will join such popular services as Google Images, Google News, and Google Maps, which catalogs the entire surface of the Earth using high-resolution satellites…
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Umm, can’t this even be real, destroying everything it cant get copies of? Erasing harddrives if they can’t make it searchable? Destroy books, sounds, movies, art?!
heh, i love the onion. that’s all i can say. since i’m from milwaukee (home of the onion) i try to read it whenever i can… this is good stuff. clearly onion quality.
*Snigger*…Google Sound, I like the erm…sound(?) of that.
By the way, did you know gullible was originally spelt with a double P.
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