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Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead characteristically telling her it’s not so, her husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
“If you want your breasts to grow, then everyday take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds. Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. “How long will this take?” she asks. “They will grow larger over a period of years,” he replies. The wife stops. “Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?”
Without missing a beat the husband says, “Worked for your butt, didn’t it?”
He lives, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again. Stupid,stooooopid man. [/i]OMG, thats devastating news.
Whats da alternative to toilet paper??
*observes her butt in a mirror…… Oh dear, Oh dear.*Quote:quote:”Worked for your butt, didn’t it?”R O T L M A O ! ! !
Can I copy this joke to another forum? Because I can’t stop laughing!
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