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April 22, 2006 at 1:09 pm #22726Tea GrannyMember
I got a bunch of these things forwarded to me in my email. Since I found some of them rather amusing, I thought I’d share in the hopes that some here at BBB would also be amused.
Why???
– Why do you have to “put your two cents in”.. but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to?
– How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
– Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
– Why do people pay to go up tall buildings & then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
– How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
– Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.
– Why is “bra” singular and “panties” plural?
– Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!”
– Or watch a white thing come out a chickens’ rear and think, “that ought to taste good”
– If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
– If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
– If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
– Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
– Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
– Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
April 22, 2006 at 1:19 pm #143067MrEggsaladParticipantHeh..that was pretty good. I have to admit I did start to sing the songs…
April 22, 2006 at 5:07 pm #143068DragonSlayerzMember– If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
Hahahaha, that was a good one:woot:
April 22, 2006 at 5:57 pm #143066sarahtownyMemberWho was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!
mmh worrying thought! :p Nice find though! Thanks Tea Granny! 😉
April 22, 2006 at 6:18 pm #143064AwesomeSauceParticipantHahah! All of those were so funny… I’m not even going to list the ones I thought were the best (However I really liked the Cow one…)
Tea Granny wrote:Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?If you ask me, I believe “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” came first, then not long ago some kindergarten teacher made some corny ripoff of the song that had the alphabet in it instead so she had something for her class to sing and learn. I haven’t really looked it up at all though. Maybe I should..?
April 23, 2006 at 12:44 am #143071Tea GrannyMemberI don’t really know which song came first, but I did sit there trying to sing them! Which I found was the funniest part! a b c d e f g …..!
That cow thing is only funny because of way “those dangly bits” was worded.
April 23, 2006 at 2:46 am #143069manco963MemberThat’s really funny, it reminded me of an email that I got from a friend. It sort of along the same lines.
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time…. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their rear to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too”. Darn right! What good is cake if you can’t eat it?
4 When people say “it’s always the last place you look”. Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5 When people say while watching a film “did you see that?”. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.
6 People who ask “Can I ask you a question?”…. Didn’t really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is ‘new and improved!’. Which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it’s an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn’t be new.
8 When people say “life is short”. What the …?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that’s longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks “Has the bus come yet?” If the bus came would I be standing here, genius?
April 24, 2006 at 3:52 am #143063detn8rParticipantLMFAO. manco, excellent. I needed the laugh, someone is quite the wisecrack.
May 3, 2006 at 1:14 pm #143065KudoParticipant– Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.
Why? *lol*
May 3, 2006 at 5:53 pm #143072Kristyn2006Memberlol..yea I started singin the songs
May 12, 2006 at 8:20 am #143070manco963MemberI found some funny why questions at this site
http://www.crazythoughts.com/
Here’s a few:
Why do “cool” and “hot” mean the same thing?
Is it legal to name your kid “Anonymous”?
If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?
Why do we have to pay a toll on “freeways”?
How old does something have to be to become an antique?
If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same? -
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