Why do men die first?

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries…… but,now we know….

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat-race… you’re a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework… you’re a pansy.
If you work too hard… there’s never any time for her.
If you don’t work enough… you’re a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring, repetitive job with low pay… this is exploitation.
If you have a boring, repetitive job with low pay….. you should get off your lazy ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her….. that’s favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you… it’s equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks…. it’s sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet… it’s male indifference.
If you cry…. you’re a wimp.
If you don’t……..you’re an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her… you’re a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you… she’s a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy… that’s domination.
If SHE asks you… it’s a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear…you’re a pervert.
If you don’t… you’re gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and stay in shape… you’re sexist.
If you try to keep yourself in shape… you’re vain.
If you don’t…. you’re a slob.
If you buy her flowers… you’re after something.
If you don’t… you’re not thoughtful.
If you’re proud of your achievements… you’re full of yourself.
If you aren’t … you’re not ambitious.
If she has a headache….she’s tired.
If you have a headache… you don’t love her anymore.
If you want it too often…. you’re oversexed.
If you don’t… there must be someone else.

Men die first because they want to.