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Suzan.
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May 7, 2007 at 11:51 pm #26928
PolarBearNPR
ParticipantIt has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we will have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. Body waste.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling or filtering and/or fermenting.
WATER = Poop
WINE = HEALTH
Ergo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of $#17.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.
I am doing it as a public service.
May 7, 2007 at 11:53 pm #160935David
ParticipantHm, I somehow doubt the accuracy of this statement. Got a source? =P
May 7, 2007 at 11:54 pm #160937MrEggsalad
ParticipantWell I like my poop thank you very much!
So I guess this means you will let me drink now eh? Keep me from being a potty mouth (heh).
May 8, 2007 at 12:31 am #160939Philip
ModeratorMy day has started differently since I read your interesting theory, PolarBear. Now please excuse me while I go take a potty break 😀
May 8, 2007 at 3:32 am #160938PolarBearNPR
ParticipantI think the statistic refers to just regular, non-filtered water . . . not bottled. And no, I don’t have a source, just got this from my cousin who’s a medical man. And a bit of a jokester.
But on a serious note, much of the world’s water is contaminated by far worse than reported here, so be thankful that our water is safe to drink.
And Ryan – no – you may not drink alcohol.
June 19, 2007 at 1:00 am #160940Salih19
Memberscientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we will have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. Body waste.
I will try that one starting today. :woot: wheyyy healty turkish man ey.
July 20, 2007 at 2:09 pm #160941Suzan
MemberI think i should try someday and then comment……….
July 20, 2007 at 5:20 pm #160934Jeff Hester
KeymasterLike I’ve always said, I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
July 20, 2007 at 10:08 pm #160936Tigerblade
ParticipantQuote:And Ryan – no – you may not drink alcohol.Then you are condemning him to the equivalent of drinking poo. Mother of the Year nominee!!
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