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Women are Evil by Nature
A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub; she gesturedalluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She
seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
“Are you the manager?” she asked, softly stroking his face with
both hands.
“Actually, no,” he replied.
“Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,” she said, running
her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
“I’m afraid I can’t,” breathed the bartender. “Is there anything I
can do?”
“Yes. I need for you to give him a message,” she continued, running
her forefinger across the bartender’s lips and slyly popping a couple
of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
“What should I tell him?” the bartender managed to say.“Tell him,” she whispered, “there’s no toilet paper, hand soap, or
paper towels in the ladies room.”
women require time and money.
Quote:women = time x moneyany businessman will tell you that time is money.
Quote:time = moneythus,
Quote:women = (money) x money
women = money^2and of course the bible says money is the root of all evil
Quote:money = sqrt(evil)so, that gives us this:
Quote:women = [noparse][sqrt(evil)]^2[/noparse]which of course works out to the inevitable:
Quote:women = evilthere you have it, mathematical proof.
Sick, sick, sick!!!!
Mathematical proof or not, this is still sick!!!
So, why can’t I stop laughing? Maybe, its because I got a mental image of the whole thing happening! Ewwww!
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