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September 30, 2005 at 4:52 am #20143neo_ny_23Member
You Might Be A College Student…
1. If you average three hours of sleep a night.
2. If your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn’t.
3. If you go to Wal-Mart more than three times a week.
4. If you are personally saving the local pizza place from bankruptcy.
5. If you wake up 10 minutes before class.
6. If you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row — without washing them.
7. If your breakfast consists of a Coke on the way to class.
8. If your social life consists of a date with the library.
9. If it takes a shovel to find the floor of your room.
10. If you carry less than a dollar on you.
11. If you haven’t done laundry in so long that you are wearing your swimsuit to class.
12. If you celebrate when you find a quarter.
13. If your room is so cold that your toilet freezes over.
14. If you wear a sweat suit for so long that it stands up by itself.
15. If your backpack is giving you scoliosis.
16. If you get more sleep in class than in your room.
17. If your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen noodles..
18. If you can sleep through your roommate’s blaring stereo.
19. If you live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes.
20. If you get more e-mail than mail.
As for me, everything is absolutely true for me, except for numbers, 6, 8, 9, 13, 14, 18.
For #7, I actually had gatorade for breakfast..instead of coke. Woke up 10 minutes before class, dressed up, brushed, grabbed a note book, and a gatorade and went off.
For #3, I can also add GAP once a month.
#11 happened just once during my freshman year (2 years ago) and only then I realized how lazy I was getting during then.
#s, 1, 2, 4, 5, 10, 12, 15, 16, 17 and 20 are absolutely true for me.
September 30, 2005 at 5:22 am #131068TigerbladeParticipantyeah most of those applied to me at one point or another in the last few years… fortunately not all at once, or even most at once. lets see, this year (senior year), these apply most:1, 2, 10, 12, and 15 through 20.
luckily i did laundry today, otherwise i would probably end up recycling clothes. sad state of affairs.
September 30, 2005 at 7:17 am #131070Dr KimbleParticipant9. If it takes a shovel to find the floor of your room.
^That one is all too true around finals time
September 30, 2005 at 7:50 am #131071HasanMember1, 7, 10, 12, 16, 19 and 20 are true for me.
September 30, 2005 at 5:29 pm #131074gossipingraeMemberneo_ny_23 wrote:You Might Be A College Student…1. If you average three hours of sleep a night.
2. If your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn’t.
3. If you go to Wal-Mart more than three times a week.
4. If you are personally saving the local pizza place from bankruptcy.
5. If you wake up 10 minutes before class.
6. If you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row — without washing them.
7. If your breakfast consists of a Coke on the way to class.
8. If your social life consists of a date with the library.
9. If it takes a shovel to find the floor of your room.
10. If you carry less than a dollar on you.
11. If you haven’t done laundry in so long that you are wearing your swimsuit to class.
12. If you celebrate when you find a quarter.
13. If your room is so cold that your toilet freezes over.
14. If you wear a sweat suit for so long that it stands up by itself.
15. If your backpack is giving you scoliosis.
16. If you get more sleep in class than in your room.
17. If your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen noodles..
18. If you can sleep through your roommate’s blaring stereo.
19. If you live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes.
20. If you get more e-mail than mail.
1. hah yep that sounds like me
2. yes, that too
3. more like 1 or 2, but i’m getting there
4. nah, more like saving campus beer from bankruptcy
5. i wake up 30 mins before class to catch the shuttle to campus so i dont gotta walk
6. DEFINITELY true…except i wear my jeans for like a month lol
7. i dont eat breakfast…does coffee count?
8. oh HELL NOOOO! you should all know that by now!
9. not a shovel…a snow plow
10. yep…i’m almost out of flex dollars (flex is like a debit card you can use to buy stuff on campus…coffee, junk, etc. that goes withyour meal plan)
11. i’d skip class before i go wearing a swimsuit
12. yep
13. no…roommate keeps the heat up to like a hundred
14. ew no
15. yes
16. yes
17. hahah yes and easy mac
18. yep
19. definitely a yes
20. yep. although i got a sympathy card in the mail yesterday from my aunt with $20 in it. i spent half of it at the bloomsburg fair, and the rest will be spent at a bar lolthat’s great, where did you find that?
September 30, 2005 at 8:35 pm #131076AqeelParticipant1, 5, 10, 16, 20 are trueee… for me 🙂
September 30, 2005 at 11:03 pm #131077NessaParticipant#1, 15, and 20 very true.
September 30, 2005 at 11:42 pm #131075LLXerxesMember7(Diet Coke, Cherry Coke, whatever), 12, 10(usually true) and 20(Well Duh) are true for me…
Strange, since I just started Jr. HighOctober 1, 2005 at 2:28 pm #131073neo_ny_23Membergossipingrae wrote:that’s great, where did you find that?From my ultimate favorite website after BBB, http://www.askmen.com . In the jokes section.
October 1, 2005 at 8:36 pm #131067AnnaParticipantThey’re all true for me, and I don’t even go to school!
October 2, 2005 at 9:07 am #131078Lord_SetuweathMemberQuite a lot of them are true for me, I should say…
P.S. This is more of a ‘what makes you sad’ instead of a ‘what makes you laugh’ kind of thing;)
October 2, 2005 at 8:49 pm #131072Red DevilMemberHa, a lot of those sound familiar and i’ve only been at uni 2 weeks. :S
October 3, 2005 at 9:37 pm #131069RabidKittenParticipantneo_ny_23 wrote:You Might Be A College Student…1. If you average three hours of sleep a night.
If I’m lucky2. If your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn’t.
Hey man, I live with 3 men. You’d think one of -them- could take the trash out.3. If you go to Wal-Mart more than three times a week.
… … *blush* Mostly just to walk around a gawk at the stuff I can’t have.4. If you are personally saving the local pizza place from bankruptcy.
I like to think of it as job security if I need one quick.5. If you wake up 10 minutes before class.
Many times. Even on a good day I get up 20 minutes to class and drive 15 to get there.6. If you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row — without washing them.
Yeah well. I only have 3 pairs. Back off. Okay, 2 since I tore a pair jumping over that fence…
7. If your breakfast consists of a Coke on the way to class.
EW! Never! .. … … Mt. Dew. Code Red.8. If your social life consists of a date with the library.
… I go to weekly Halo2 parties… … *sniff* okay I’m sad.9. If it takes a shovel to find the floor of your room.
Naw. You can see the floor under my bed.10. If you carry less than a dollar on you.
… … *cough* Okay, Guilty.11. If you haven’t done laundry in so long that you are wearing your swimsuit to class.
I only did that because I couldn’t find a bra. And I wore highwater pants and a tank top with it.12. If you celebrate when you find a quarter.
QUARTER!? I wish. Nickles, man. All about the nickles.13. If your room is so cold that your toilet freezes over.
Actually, it’s in the attic, so it’s very warm.14. If you wear a sweat suit for so long that it stands up by itself.
I boycott sweat suits. I have orange shorts and tank top…and yeah…so what.15. If your backpack is giving you scoliosis.
Atypical Scoliosis since it’s a side strap messenger bag style.16. If you get more sleep in class than in your room.
How true. And I don’t sleep in class, either.17. If your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen noodles.
DAMN SKIPPY! Beef and Chicken flavors for me. Spicy and Oriental for Josh. Mexican and Shrimp for Steven.18. If you can sleep through your roommate’s blaring stereo.
Sleeping through his screaming at Halo 2 is worse.19. If you live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes.
Now that, I have to say truely is untrue. Community College. No Dorms. *mutter*20. If you get more e-mail than mail.
So true. Sadly enough, whatever kind, it’s junkmail.Heh, alright a few are exaggerated. My tank top doesn’t stand up on its own. I have a slightly more active social life than just halo2 (read: slightly). You can see my floor, unless it’s laundry day and the clothes are covering it in their neat color coordinated piles. And I can’t order pizza that often since…well…see number 2, 10, 12, and 17…heheh.
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