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DoS, You are not anonymous tho you are invisible, as those ports are not responding cos the firewall has been set-up not to do so.
Effectively you were found and a probe of your ports was simply not replied to.Quote:quote: never do it if ur uncertain lolYou re-activated this dumb post that was months old? Damn you must be desperate to raise your post count.
Heres a plan…
1 grow a brain.
2 use it to best advantage.
3 dont post garbage.
4 if you have nothing useful to add… shutup.
5 Read again starting at 1.Diabolical one,
After you flush the toilet you will be distressed as you travel the sewers to discover all your old ignored assignments, old unread study tasks. This vision will cause you great inner pain.
I see just 2 courses open to you only one of which is proven, choose with care small one, as the sewers are a dangerous place for your health.Course 1: visit http://www.brainlightning.com/
Then there is the proven course to follow 2:
Sepuku, an ancient Japanese ceremony, 100% effective. ;):mad:Quote:quote:For the entire semester my pre-calculus teacher was a neelde-butt.
No fun permitted. Laughing n’ giggling is the metaphroic summon of **insert little red man with horns on head n’ pointy tail holding pitchfork here**.
But now she seems to cackle with joy. As is she sleeps on silk sheets surrounded with rose petals.
Why is she the only one enjoying the festive season of exams?
How does she go about doing this?
Teach me Tfel Dnah. Teach me.
I want to cackle with joy as well.The needle butted one has done her job well, she now exhibits inner pleasure at your discomfort, is it just that she is without inner satisfaction of a job well done? She cannot take pleasure that you learned nothing for then she admits she is nothing but a needle butted teachers rectal wart.
Enjoy her pleasure, buy her gifts, a container of wasps, a monkeys eyeball in honey, the choicest morsel form a seasons dead crocodile.
She has shown the way, the path, simply follow it…Quote:quote: Tfel Dnah,
Why must my teacher give me so many projects in the same month at the same time when all my other teachers give me projects and top it all off in exam season???Do I detect ingratitude?
Here are you, showered with the gifts of learning and you are without thanks. You now have tasks with which to show your learned skills, to demonstrate you are ready to move on.
Joyously pick up your shield your asagai, your spears your warriors tools and show the elders and the maidens you are worthy of consideration for another step forward into the world.
There is only forwards, from that which is behind you take only the learned things, nothing else is of value.Quote:quote: Do you have an answer as to why the universal intelligent quotient is falling at an alarming rate?
Study the replies here at this site great seer and give your reply to this concerned questioner.Observe if you will that at the end of each winter the young (and not so young) ladies come out and begin to expose more flesh to the warm sun. The young warriors on seeing this lust for conquests and travel and so flex their muscles and parade for the maidens. the adventurous of these bucks set forth for distant places and unknown pretty maids, those left behind are without direction and confused of hormones join groups to display in company of like minded youths. This is what you observe here, the rejects of this springs warriors simply displaying their lack of maturity.
As to why this spring has extended so far and so long it is a mystery. With luck the men will soon return and drive these youths back to their shelters. Allow these youths to be children in mens bodies.Tfel
As are the numbers of the offspring of the fleas of 10,000 camels, so let there be maidens, each with 8 fingers to caress your body. TD.
Quote:quote: I just wanted to share a smileAny smile can brighten up a dull day, yours lifts the spirit of even the brightest day.
Smile, and the world smiles with you, its riches are yours to collect.
Frown and you frown alone.As are the numbers of the offspring of the fleas of 10,000 camels, so let there be maidens, each with 8 fingers to caress your body. TD.
Quote:quote: Hey Tfel, what is it that makes a man a man?Ah, novice. Your question is not without merit.
As the house of life has many rooms and your question may well be coloured by such a room, so must I request from which of those rooms do you enquire?
The room of men? as such it is a normal request.
The room of women? as such it is noted your interest.
The room of soldiers? as such it is their interest at odd times.
The room of husbands? theirs is of special interest.
The room of conquerers? as such this room is without respect.
The room of seekers? as such this room is quickly depleted.
The room of strangers seeking enlightenment? as such this room is always full.As are the numbers of the offspring of the fleas of 10,000 camels, so let there be maidens, each with 8 fingers to caress your body. TD.
Quote:quote:I’m a little scared TD…shearheaven
Only a little? this is a good sign.
Now you shall prepare yourself for phase 3 of your life, there are many more phases for you yet to experience. First phase was as a child and pre adult. second for you was as mother and home maker.
Are you satisfied with your performance as a mother?
Were your children taught so as to be worthy members of the community?
Why, when the first child came confused and crying into this world causing you great pain, why did you do it again?
Did you forget that pain? or was there a joy in an achievement?
“scared”? I dont fully understand your fears……
As you taught them good values and a sense of self… you cant fear they will come to be harmed by others.
As you taught them real communal values and a respect of authority……..you cant fear they will cause harm to others.
You have raised 2 children, you have done it well, they have been prepared for this, it was your destiny to prepare them for release, like Gazelle, they are beautiful only while free, and would wither and die in captivity.
Feel proud of your achievement, there will be more joy for you as they tell of their adventures.
Look to your fear woman, examine it, is it personal? a fear of no place to go? no mountains to climb? no chalenge available? fear not, there are even now mountains heading your way.
TDAs are the numbers of the offspring of the fleas of 10,000 camels, so let there be maidens, each with 8 fingers to caress your body. TD.
Quote:quote: Why does love hurt so much, when it is meant to feel so good?Does it hurt little one? Where is the hurt?
Love demands a total commitment………. why are you holding back?
Love requires that you give for more than you receive…. why are you holding something in reserve?
Love is now, you must grasp it, cherish it, nurture it, build upon it because it may never come again…….. Why do you think you will get another, better chance?
You are woman, you are the giver of life, that gift does not come without pain, it is your destiny, dont fear this hurt, it is a good hurt.
If you fear rejection, then you cannot be rejected without first being desired, loved, so decide which is the greater to be loved or rejected.
A past pain? turn away from it….. there will be many more, there cant be pleasure without pain to determine its depth and value.
TfelAs are the numbers of the offspring of the fleas of 10,000 camels, so let there be maidens, each with 8 fingers to caress your body. TD.
Quote:quote: Where’s Eritria?Eritria is at the north eastern corner of the african continent.
Bordered by the red sea to the north, Djibouti to the east, Sudan to the west and Ethiopia to the south. The capitol is ASMARA of course. Population 4,135,000 give or take a few hundred thousand.
Our beloved President is Afworki Isaias, and ambassador to the UN is Russom Semere.
English is widely spoken, though Tigrinya is the native tongue of those speaking the Semitic or cush itic languages. Arabic is also spoken, Christians live in the highlands, while Muslims and adhehents of traditional beliefs live in the lowlands. There are 9 ethnic groups.
Please, come visit.As are the numbers of the offspring of the fleas of 10,000 camels, so let there be maidens, each with 8 fingers to caress your body. TD.
Quote:quote: What are the technicalities of classing one as legally sane?
Then what is illegaly sane?….
Or is that supposed to be Insane?..ah you will get what im saying im sure lolGreetings happy-one, you seem to question your own sanity……. I am confident when I say I know you do not have legal proof of your sanity. Do not worry, little ray of sunshine, your in good company, none of us, well most of us do not hold this document, it is assumed from the time of your birth that you are sane….. though admittedly, unproven. Should you seek such proof you will be judged by your peers.. None of which hold proof of their own sanity, Is this fair? judges? jury? law officers? corporate criminals petty thieves corrupt officials.. all of them. Seek not this proof, enjoy your own kind of insanity and remain with us here on the ‘outside’.
Should you question the height and solidity of the fences surrounding the ‘insane’…… Its simply to protect them from us.As are the numbers of the offspring of the fleas of 10,000 camels, so let there be maidens, each with 8 fingers to caress your body. TD.
I am obliged to provide this reply from ‘Faces the Wind’, daughter of ‘Sitstopee’, wife of our most noble chief ‘Sitsonit’.
Quote:quote:Why is it that one time my famous pie crust turns out so perfect…but yet in doing the same exact pie crust the next time it turns out like sh*t?…Novice, you must look to your ovens. it is accepted that ovens fired by the dung of Mountain Goats produces fare no greater than the quality of that with which it is fired. In your quest for perfection of surface quality this truth has escaped you. Use only the finest birch, hickory, spruce, aspen and be it not for stampeding muskies or irate neighbour wives your crusts will exceed the quality of sh**.
Faces the Wind
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TfelAs are the numbers of the offspring of the fleas of 10,000 camels, so let there be maidens, each with 8 fingers to caress your body. TD.
