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June 6, 2002 at 6:41 am #14252AnnaParticipant
I always love to hear about other people’s most embarrasing moments. *so I can have the wickedly evil pleasure of laughing at them in their face … no just kidding.*. Just wanna hear some of other people to have a good laugh (not at you – ermm.. with you); of course only if you want to share them. Feel free to keep names anon. or give them whacky fake names…
I guess I can’t make an invitation without sharing my own stories
*ooh the long strenuous stories..*Just the other day; my mother went grocery shopping and got back to my apartment. I went to get the groceries from the car for her (I live on the third floor with no elevator … ) and as I was entering the building onto the first floor loaded with groceries.. I noticed a very “enticing” young man a couple steps behind me entering too. I held the door for him *how rude would it be to slam it on his very “enticing” face* and was making my way up the stairs when I reached for the second step and suddenly SpLaT . I tripped face first into the stairs – groceries flying absolutely EVERYWHERE. I was so mortified to look up and see the expression on the “young man’s” face. But I did and saw him so shocked yet trying not to burst out laughing… *sigh* He helped me up; picked up my groceries for me; and walked me to my door… how graceful of me (btw, I actually literally made the SpLaT sound effect I created when I fell.)
I have 2 more really embarrasing stories.. only 1 not involving an enticing member of the opposite sex.
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Anna Wojtowicz
Vous êtes seulement jaloux parce que les écureuils sur les étiquettes de pot de beurre d’arachide parlent avec moi..June 6, 2002 at 1:29 pm #101739DipeshMemberLOL My embarrassing moment was when I was in a double decker bus and I was getting off and when the bus turned and I fell down on a bus seat and sat on dis old lady’s lap.
Dipesh
June 6, 2002 at 2:26 pm #101737AnnaParticipantJust remembered right now of another one; I once wore a skirt to school, and accidently tucked the back in me “undies” – and went walking ALL over school…..
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Anna Wojtowicz
Vous êtes seulement jaloux parce que les écureuils sur les étiquettes de pot de beurre d’arachide parlent avec moi…June 6, 2002 at 3:19 pm #101728Jeff HesterKeymasterEmbarrassing moments… hmmm… so many to pick from!
One of my most embarrassing moments came when I was a speaker at a conference. There were about 200 people in the room, and I had 90 minutes to give my presentation (something on 3D visualization or some such topic… I’ve selectively blocked most of the details).
The presentation went well… but I ran out of material after 45 minutes! (Gulp!) Not an embarrassing “ha-ha” moment… just plainly humiliating.
But I learned the importance of preparation and rehearsal.
Jeff Hester aka “Mister BigBlueBall.com”
June 6, 2002 at 4:05 pm #101740DipeshMemberLOL u lot make me laugh
Dipesh
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June 6, 2002 at 4:10 pm #101729rustedtightMemberSCENE: A lift inside the Supreme Court Building.
ACTORS: Your demure and soberly dressed moderator towards the front an to one side of some eight ‘wigs’ (guys in black robes n wearing court wigs.)My ‘moment’? simply to sneeze and simultaneously break wind (fart), as soon as the doors closed.
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name witheld to protect what rep is remainingJune 6, 2002 at 10:44 pm #101736AnnaParticipantAnother one that keeps me laughing all the time:
I once was getting off a bus, but the bus driver started closing the door too fast.. and my jacket got stuck in the door of the bus. Then slowly the bus started creeping away and… I think you can visualize the rest…
I started running after the bus with my jacket in the door… banging until the bus driver finally realized I was there…
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Anna Wojtowicz
Vous êtes seulement jaloux parce que les écureuils sur les étiquettes de pot de beurre d’arachide parlent avec moi…June 6, 2002 at 11:38 pm #101749Mr. DiablosMemberMy sisters locked me out of the house in my underwear… but that was when I was around 7 or 8, so it doesn’t matter now.
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June 6, 2002 at 11:50 pm #101735AnnaParticipantLOL! .. but aw. It’s considered ‘cute’ if you’re still under the age of 9… shucks.
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Anna Wojtowicz
Vous êtes seulement jaloux parce que les écureuils sur les étiquettes de pot de beurre d’arachide parlent avec moi…June 8, 2002 at 2:34 am #101751roadrageous_chickMemberOne of my most embarrassing moments happened just last night. I went out for pizza and beer with some of my coworkers after work. This bar we were at was pretty crowded and there were several people standing outside. As we were leaving the bar I stepped off the curb to cross the street to get to my car. Somehow my ankle twisted on me and ….. down I went. There I was sprawled out right in the middle of the street with my coworkers and all the people hanging out in front of the bar watching me . I got up and kept on walking, too embarrassed to look behind me. I know everyone was thinking I must have had too much to drink, but I promise … I REALLY WAS SOBER!! Luckily nothing but my pride was hurt. I got alot of razzing from my coworkers and I know they are never going to let me live that down. .
June 8, 2002 at 1:44 pm #101750Zlink123MemberMy most embarrassing moment happened quite a while ago. I was skateboarding at my school, as I went by the fron entrance where the track team, and part of the baseball team was standing right where I was. I was just riding by nonchalantly, when I hit a rock. hitting a rock while you are riding even a little bit fast on a skatboard, even if it is only a tiny rock, is like hitting a wall with a car..not fun. I went flying, there was no possible way for me to prevent it. for those religious people out there, destiny (lol). I slid across the ground for about 10 feet, when i looked up, about 100 people were looking at me on the ground with my skin hanging off like rags. Even though they should have really come and help me, you could easily see that they were all holding back their laughter. They all just walked away. Meanwhile back on the tarmac. I was just getting up to see that pieces of me were still back on the tarmac with my skatboard. This was both the most embarrassing moment, and the most painful moment in my whole life.
-Zlink123
Dog mans best friend??? I think
not…Computer, mans best friend.June 9, 2002 at 11:15 am #101734AnnaParticipantOuch @ Zlink123
Well here I go with my last embarassing moment…
I was at Camp Stephens; a YW-YMCA summer camp; a couple years ago… and I arranged to go sailing with one of my friends and this “enticing” young man named Luc Duval (it’s a french name… don’t ask. beleive it or not… some americans don’t even know that french is one of canada’s offical languages ), well anyways….. someone was already out with the sailing boat so we waited, and waited… and waited……… and waited.. and it never came, so Luc came up with the idea that since we didn’t have enough time anymore to sail, we could just swim in the lake off the dock. My friend and I agreed on it, and so my friend got into the water with a big canonball, but me, not wanting to splash Luc ( because you know…grrrrrrr ) I planned to slowly just slide off the side of the dock and be subtle. btw, I was wearing water shorts and a bathing suit – this info may come in handy later in this story. So i sat on the edge of the dock… slowlt lowered my legs into the water.. then when i thought i had gone down far enough so I could just let go, I let go and I didn’t fall. I then realised my shorts had caught on the edge of the dock on a hook and I was hanging in mid-air off a dock by my shorts with my feet just dangling in the water. I felt like a puppet. I tried and tried for minutes but couldn’t get off by myself… so embarrased like I wanted to die right then and there, I had to yell for Luc to come over and help me unhook myself from the dock (drew had already swam out too far). . Luc then laughed in my face and probably still does behind my back..
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Anna Wojtowicz
Vous êtes seulement jaloux parce que les écureuils sur les étiquettes de pot de beurre d’arachide parlent avec moi…July 6, 2002 at 1:59 am #101748Mr. DiablosMemberQuote:quote:
My most embarrassing moment happened quite a while ago. I was skateboarding at my school, as I went by the fron entrance where the track team, and part of the baseball team was standing right where I was. I was just riding by nonchalantly, when I hit a rock. hitting a rock while you are riding even a little bit fast on a skatboard, even if it is only a tiny rock, is like hitting a wall with a car..not fun. I went flying, there was no possible way for me to prevent it. for those religious people out there, destiny (lol). I slid across the ground for about 10 feet, when i looked up, about 100 people were looking at me on the ground with my skin hanging off like rags. Even though they should have really come and help me, you could easily see that they were all holding back their laughter. They all just walked away. Meanwhile back on the tarmac. I was just getting up to see that pieces of me were still back on the tarmac with my skatboard. This was both the most embarrassing moment, and the most painful moment in my whole life.-Zlink123
Dog mans best friend??? I think
not…Computer, mans best friend.Holy god, man, that’s not embarassing, that’s down right cruel! Why didn’t you say anything?
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July 7, 2002 at 9:33 pm #101753PhilMemberI remember when i was Santa Claus in this school play. i must have been around…8 or 9 years old! The teacher did THE WORST job of sorting out my fake beard…the strap was like on top of my head and was on the verge of falling off! n e way…it was my cue to walk on stage and do my little bit. i had to crouch down and take these presents out of the sack and place them around. just as i crouched, i felt it slip, and then before i no it, it had fallen off and was just lying there in front of me! thats when the audience started to laf!! i was sooo embarassed. so i picked it up, finished my job and walked off the stage. the worst thing is, is that my dad filmed it all, so i can look back on my little embarassing episode over and over again! which is actually ok, coz i can laf at my own foolishness!
July 9, 2002 at 11:13 pm #101747Mr. DiablosMemberSo? In my school play, I was William Franklin with a screwed up wig!! Just beat that embarassment!!
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