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July 11, 2002 at 4:17 pm #101752PhilMember
lol. how do u mean it was screwed up ? did it keep fallin off like an annoying b***h?
July 18, 2002 at 12:20 am #101746Mr. DiablosMemberIt was itchy…
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July 18, 2002 at 2:24 am #101733AnnaParticipantQuote:quote:It was itchy…lol that makes me think…
The Dear Story of Vladimir’s Last Words
Place:[/b] Antarctica
Scenario:[/b] 2 men standing in front of the Russian Vostok Station. One – which was only draped in jeans and a wooly sweater. (ie. Man#2.)
Temperature:[/b] -126.9°F (-88.3°C)Once upon a time……….
Man #1: Vladimir! Are you insane?! WHAT are you doing?! Where is your insulated suit?!
Man #2: Oh I took it off.
Man #1: WHAT?! WHY?!
Man #2: It was itchy….
The Moral of the Story is: What do all great scientists have in common? They’re dead. So kiddies – take off your insulated snow suit while experiencing Antarctica’s lowest recorded temperature ever if you want to be special and feel great.
Windaphoner
July 22, 2002 at 2:19 am #101754adreanne2001ParticipantI was at work one day. I has a gasy feeling and went into the bathroom to and did not shut the door. As it happens, the bathroon is right off from the reception room and a customer wa sitting there!!
Hey..we all do it and it was a rated 8 fart! Well worth the embarrasment.
July 23, 2002 at 11:34 pm #101745Mr. DiablosMemberheh heh. Think twice before you drop your slacks, man.
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August 3, 2002 at 5:34 am #101757Sick_Chick6MemberMy two most embarrassing moments happened at skool…The first one was when there were a whole bunch of guys walking behind me an my two friends an i dint care boutt hem but then i tried to step on the curb an missed fell an rolled an then they all laughed at me an when i passed them in skool an they were sitting on the bench they said..HAVE A NICE FALL? her her..reatrds another time was i wasnt paying attention an we have yellow lil poles everywhere an everybody forgets about a certain one an i was walkin an ran into it an flipped over it! haha it was funny..nick stopepd an said..HAHA u ok? i said IM FINE!! I should have killed myself..cuz it hurt!
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August 3, 2002 at 6:03 am #101758Sick_Chick6MemberQuote:quote:
So? In my school play, I was William Franklin with a screwed up wig!! Just beat that embarassment!!_____________________
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In one of my skool plays ima chick an i had to be a wolf..an my nose was cricked the whole damn time..WHO CARES? its sumthing funny not embarrassing..um
August 4, 2002 at 6:47 pm #101744Mr. DiablosMemberWell, I did look ridiculous, standin there with a paper kite on a wire, not to mention my pants were ridding up on me.
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August 8, 2002 at 5:51 am #101731melneeMemberI have laughed alot reading these,, thanks y’all… I dont feel so bad now. I have had many embarrassing moments, and most of them all involve falling. I have the grace of a moose. The worst I can remember is one day I wanted to walk up the road, and I conned my 3 kids to go along with me. We live out in the country, so we were all walking down the middle of the road, and we had gotten in front of my in-laws house. My kids were grumbling about it being too hot to walk, and I was getting pissed at them, so I started walking faster, and of course, I stumbled over a tiny rock in the pavement, and screamed as i began the long fall to the ground… and being the graceful woman I am, I didnt just fall, and get up, I rolled, and wallered. My darling children were laughing so hard, they were crying, and the oldest was yelling im gonna pee,, im gonna pee….. I was trying to get up, before I ended up getting ran over by a car, with my scraped and bruised legs…while they laughed. Of course, my in-laws had lots to laugh at too. We still laugh about it.
August 8, 2002 at 6:04 am #101730melneeMemberThis is all bringing back memories, 😉
one more time that was terribly embarrassing was once, I started out the front door to talk to my husband and oldest son, who were sitting under a shade tree. I was still in my gown and house coat, with my house shoes. I think it was a day when i was a moody old b****, and I had one more thing to say, so I started out the door and i stepped on my house shoe somehow, well, after all the screams, and arms flying, I ended up on the ground, flat of my back, with my gown over my head, for the whole world to see… while my husband and son laughed their butts off. I could do nothing but laugh myself then.
August 11, 2002 at 12:44 pm #101743Mr. DiablosMemberHow mortifying and embarassing.
It’s like Calvin’s mother says: “Being a parent is wanting to hug and strangle your kid at the same time.”
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August 13, 2002 at 9:56 pm #101756Xteria864Membermine is to nasty so i wont say
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August 14, 2002 at 12:58 am #101742Mr. DiablosMemberHumor me, babe.
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August 24, 2002 at 11:48 pm #101738LADYJMemberOne of Mine had to be the time me and a friend were having dinner In the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas,(my first time there) . We had finished eating, I did not relize that it was a pedistal table, or that it was not bolted down, and when I stood up, put my weight on the table, knocking it and everything on it all over the place, was so embarrassed, did not know if i should help pick it up or not, looked for my friend, but apparently she was even more embarrassed, she had already left , leaving me alone to walk out. only to find her out side laughing at me…….I have never gone back there since…..and have never been such a clutz again either…..
wow its been years, It still embarrasses me to think about it…
LadyjAugust 27, 2002 at 4:07 pm #101741Mr. DiablosMemberYet another one, I find… That’s not embarassing, I find that painful. Evil, your friend bailed.
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