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That’s real sad. Keep in touch here with your humor, I am sure where you go, you will find internet connection!!
Best of Luck
@Jeff 233236 wrote:
I especially appreciate the “national alert level” and overall threat index:
Currently Tracking: 4,567
PMS Starting Today: 179
PMS Starting within 5 days: 797
Overall Threat Index (1-4): 1😉
Stats are going up.
What a theme for a website. Made me lol
Cheers
YouTube tells me it is removed and not available. Will try later, may be they would change their mind.
If you are sick of making the new year resolutions year after year and yet never keep them, then here are some resolutions that can be actually accomplished !
10. Read less.
9. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.
8. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
7. Watch more TV. I’ve been missing some good stuff.
6. Procrastinate more.
5. Drink. Drink some more.
4. Start being superstitious.
3. Spend more time at work.
2. Stop bringing lunch from home – eat out more.
1. Take up a new habit: maybe smoking!– I have started with #5
When I was born I was so surprised, I couldn’t talk for a year and a half.
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance – waiting to get into the bathroom.
Only drug dealers and software companies call their customers ‘users’.
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
A hard-on doesn’t count as personal growth.
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
I like cats, too. Let’s exchange recipes.
I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.
Is it time for your medication or mine?
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Would you like to hear the pencil joke? Well, it’s pointless.
