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well my near death xperience was wen i went 2 pakistan. we where in the car and on a very ricketty bridge. all of a sudden one side of the bridge just fell kind collapsed and eth entire car swivveled around . howeer the bumper got stuck on to eth side of ther bridge.luckly my uncle had a fone on him and tehy called eth firstation.
i was only 6 then but a memory wich will last forever
and i bet u no1 has come closer to death than taht.Quote:quote: How many of you have applied for a job at Mc. Donalds? Well check out this form…It has a funny ending..detn8r can u plz tell me where teh funny endng s i have seen hundreds of these
some of thing application for eth jerry springer show etc.thats a pretty funny joke
Quote:quote: Man: Doc, my leg is broken!
Doc: Ok, How’d this happen?
Man: It all started 40 years ago…
Doc: Sir, just tell me how you broke your leg?
Man: I am. 40 years ago, I was driving and my car broke down near a farmhouse. I went in, and asked if I could stay the night. He said I could stay, but the only place I could sleep was his daughter’s room. So, I went in, climbed in bed with her, and she woke up and asked, “is there anything I can do for you?” I said, “nope.” She said, smiling, “Are you suuuuure?” I said, ” Yeah I’m sure. she gave up and finally went to sleep. Then, I left the next morning.
Doc: Interesting, sir, but your leg?
Man: Well, I finally realized what she meant, and I fell off my roof!_____________________
Quote:quote:Its also set up in such a way that you are expected to help yourself, otherwise why the hell should the webmaster store all these posts if you wont/cant/refuse to read them?
Sure, we help, but if you wont help youself expect our level of help to dry up soon. Real soon.
And as you have called on the Lord for help here,…… consider why he gave you eyes.well i am xtremely sorry, but apparently i dont sit at a computer reading 11 pages of froums.
Quote:quote:im runnin Win 2000 MEi think he means win me
and i haf a feeling that he has gone temporarily offlne.Quote:quote:I charge $10 to make your custom smileysy the hell would u charge ten bucks for somethign that is absolutely useless mean they r not even worth $1
