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Well, see, the woman that Kou is talking to is an evil criminal assasin who wants to snap him two. If any of you women here are like this, then I’ll see.
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” You’d be such a hottie, if only you kept your mouth shut! “
– Kou Leifoh, The Bouncer
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Mr. Diablos, Inflatable dolls dont count!NOTONEOFUS
BigBlueBall ModeratorInflatable Dolls? If they can type…
I never met her!!
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” You’d be such a hottie, if only you kept your mouth shut! “
– Kou Leifoh, The Bouncer
Hey, I said she WASN’T a slut. No, she didn’t feel sorry for me. I got in a fight with this punk, and when I finished him off, she just wanted to talk to me more, so we started talking more and… it’s gone on.
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” You’d be such a hottie, if only you kept your mouth shut! “
– Kou Leifoh, The Bouncer
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*sarcastic voice kicks in*I’d take The Book of Man.
Ya know.. the theoretical but non-materialisitc book of gene coding to construct humans and their genetics in DNA…
The whole book consists of 4 letters just going on and on and on and on for thousands of pages in specific order(s) to construct genes..A = Adenine (C5H5N5)
T = Thymine (C5H6N2O2)
G = Guanine (C5H5ON5)
C = Cytosine (C4H5N3O)Man, that would be so exciting to read……
NOT
BodhranBob
Ah you’re drunk you’re drunk you silly ol’ fool. That’s a lovely tin whistle that me mother sent to me……..Or to eat.
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” You’d be such a hottie, if only you kept your mouth shut! “
– Kou Leifoh, The Bouncer
Whoah!! Cool it! It’s only worked on about 3 girls, and only 1 I’m still contacting, and she’s no slut ( ooo the big-bad S*word!!!) And the girls love the charm. They just don’t stick around long enough.
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” You’d be such a hottie, if only you kept your mouth shut! “
– Kou Leifoh, The Bouncer
So? In my school play, I was William Franklin with a screwed up wig!! Just beat that embarassment!!
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” You’d be such a hottie, if only you kept your mouth shut! “
– Kou Leifoh, The Bouncer
Y’know chewy, I suddenly wanna change my decision…
Well, why would you bring books to read? You wanna spend your last, wretched days on an island… REMOTELY EDUCATING YOURSELF??!! C’mon, why not eat the books? Extend your life!!! Eat! Do what it takes to survive!
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” You’d be such a hottie, if only you kept your mouth shut! “
– Kou Leifoh, The Bouncer
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My most embarrassing moment happened quite a while ago. I was skateboarding at my school, as I went by the fron entrance where the track team, and part of the baseball team was standing right where I was. I was just riding by nonchalantly, when I hit a rock. hitting a rock while you are riding even a little bit fast on a skatboard, even if it is only a tiny rock, is like hitting a wall with a car..not fun. I went flying, there was no possible way for me to prevent it. for those religious people out there, destiny (lol). I slid across the ground for about 10 feet, when i looked up, about 100 people were looking at me on the ground with my skin hanging off like rags. Even though they should have really come and help me, you could easily see that they were all holding back their laughter. They all just walked away
. Meanwhile back on the tarmac. I was just getting up to see that pieces of me were still back on the tarmac with my skatboard. This was both the most embarrassing moment, and the most painful moment in my whole life.
-Zlink123
Dog mans best friend??? I think
not…Computer, mans best friend.Holy god, man, that’s not embarassing, that’s down right cruel! Why didn’t you say anything?
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” You’d be such a hottie, if only you kept your mouth shut! “
– Kou Leifoh, The Bouncer
Righty then. Well, I haven’t been in a chat room lately, and I hope to run into one of you all there, and show you my magic charm.
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” You’d be such a hottie, if only you kept your mouth shut! “
– Kou Leifoh, The Bouncer
Man: Doc, my leg is broken!
Doc: Ok, How’d this happen?
Man: It all started 40 years ago…
Doc: Sir, just tell me how you broke your leg?
Man: I am. 40 years ago, I was driving and my car broke down near a farmhouse. I went in, and asked if I could stay the night. He said I could stay, but the only place I could sleep was his daughter’s room. So, I went in, climbed in bed with her, and she woke up and asked, “is there anything I can do for you?” I said, “nope.” She said, smiling, “Are you suuuuure?” I said, ” Yeah I’m sure. she gave up and finally went to sleep. Then, I left the next morning.
Doc: Interesting, sir, but your leg?
Man: Well, I finally realized what she meant, and I fell off my roof!_____________________
” You’d be such a hottie, if only you kept your mouth shut! “
– Kou Leifoh, The Bouncer
One book? Can I bring magazines? Well, for books I’d choose ‘War & Peace’ I wouldn’t read it, but it has a lot of pages. I could eat them and live longer than usual.
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” You’d be such a hottie, if only you kept your mouth shut! “
– Kou Leifoh, The Bouncer
My head. My heart leads me to what I can’t accomplish. My head leads me to my future beyond what my heart could go.
” You’d be such a hottie, if only you kept your mouth shut! “
– Kou Leifoh, The Bouncer
Wow, that’s funny… Got anymore?
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– Kou Leifoh, The Bouncer
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(Edited by moderator for offensive content. Member docked 20% of post count.)let that be a lesson to you all… muhahah. congrats soulgirl. btw, funky website.
Windaphoner
Anna WojtowiczYeah Yeah, kick me while I’m down…
” You’d be such a hottie, if only you kept your mouth shut! “
– Kou Leifoh, The Bouncer
