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AnnieHallParticipant*~*~*:D*~*~*OKie dokie, thanks a million, Jeff, you’re aces!!!AnnieHallParticipant
Jeff
Annie, what forum system are they using? BigBlueBall uses vBulletin, so I’m most experienced with that, but I also have experience with phpBB, Snitz, IBB and Community Server.
Normally you can find out what system they are using somewhere at the bottom of the page. Let me know and I’ll come up with a link with instructions.
Jeff, They are using VBulletin version 3.5.7.
AnnieHallParticipant(((:cool:)))Q.) Why won’t a shark attack a lawyer?A.) Professional courtesy.
Q.) How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A.) His lips are moving.
Q.) How can a pregnant woman tell that she’s carrying a future lawyer?A.) She has an uncontrollable craving for baloney.Q.) How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A.) How many can you afford?Q.) What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?A.) Skeet.Q.) What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer?A.) Nothing. There are some things a pig won’t do.Q.) Why does California have the most lawyers in the country and New
Jersey have the most toxic waste sites?A.) New Jersey got first choice.Q.) What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?A.) One is a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other is a catfish.
Q.) What’s the difference between God and a lawyer?A.) God doesn’t think he’s a lawyer.Q.) What’s the differnce between a lawyer and an onion?A.) Nobody cries when they chop up a lawyer:crying:Q.) How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?A.) Depends on how thin you slice them.
Q.) Why do they bury lawyers twelve feet deep?A.) Because deep down, they are really good guys.
And our final question:If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them,:rolleyes:…… would you go to lunch or read the paper? 🙂If there are any lawyers in this forum, I apologize, …only because I was suppose to post a joke.:pneener, neener, neenerAnnieHallParticipantLeapy Leo;223769 wrote:Thanks Annie. I wouldn’t have got it having completely forgotten Mark Twain was an assumed name tho funnily enough [hee hee:D ] I realised that I did know it after I’d read the answer…:confused:I did, honestly:D
And well done with the literature “ace”. It was always my favourite subject at school.
^^^:rolleyes:^^^LMAO! Leaky, everyone knew it after they read the answer. I have to admire your grasp on the obvious there, pal.;)It’s like when you’re looking for something and people say, ‘It’s always the last place you look.”
Well DUH! :confused: That’s because you stop looking once you find it! LOL!
That has always bugged me.
P.S. I know what you meant, just giving you a hard time.:p
AnnieHallParticipant~~~:confused:~~~What is “Fee, Fie, Foe … Fee, Fie, Fee, Foe”?Mike Tyson’s phone number:p
AnnieHallParticipantAnyone? …….. Anyone?
Bueller? ………… Bueller?:confused:
the voice in my head sounds like Ben Stein today
No?:rolleyes:
Samuel Clemens is Mark Twain. 😉
I’ve only read 5 books cover to cover in my whole life and he didnt write any of them. So no telling how it is that I knew that and you didn’t…. other than the simple fact that I am a varitable cess pool of useless knowledge.
One day, while watching Jeopardy with my Mom, I aced the british literature category, I mean I got every one right and not only had I not read any of the books, but, some of them hadn’t even been made into movies. :confused: I can’t explain it.
AnnieHallParticipant***:rolleyes:***I like that one …. Bush is such a douche bag. On behalf of the USA, I’d like to apologize to the rest of the world for him getting re-elected. I didn’t vote for him and he didn’t win the majority of the votes in my fair city.In fact ….. Kerry licked Bush in Austin! :pBA-DA BING!:woot:But he did… he really did.AnnieHallParticipant…:confused:…Q.) Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A.) The Mace
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AnnieHallParticipant^V^V^:rolleyes:^V^V^Okay Leaky …. I’ll tell you …..…..but first…. Anyone else care to hazard a guess? 😉
AnnieHallParticipantV:cool:VI am listening to Tone Loc’s “Funky Cold Medina”.“So I gave some to my dog, when he began to beg.
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did the wild thang on my leg.
He use to scratch and bite me, before he was much much meaner.
But now all the poodles run to my house for the funky cold medina”That is art, man!:cool:What can I say ….I love cheesy 80’s hip hop.:pAnnieHallParticipantgoodfriend;223675 wrote:I have some funny videos in my ipod video .
Do you want to put your favorite dvd and video on your ipod ?
It is easy ,just download a software to help you at oursdownload.com
it is an interesting thing .
It support ipod touch , too .Thats the worst joke yet ….. where’s the punchline?:rolleyes:
AnnieHallParticipant###:cool:###Q.) What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?A.) Homeless
Q.) What’s the difference between a musician and a large pepperoni pizza?
A.) A large pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four
Q.) How do you get a guitar player to turn down?
A.) Put sheet music in front of him
Q.) How can you tell when a chick singer is knocking at your door?
A.) Bitch can never find the key and she never knows when to come in.
Q.) Do you know how many drummer jokes there are?
A.) Only one …. the rest are true.
Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in his car?
Took him an hour to get the drummer out.
Q.) How do you get a drummer off your front porch?
A.) Pay him for the pizza
Q.) What’s the last thing the drummer said to the band before they fired him?
A.) “Hey guys, … listen to this song I wrote!”
Q.) What do you call the thing the drummer leaves his cymbals in between gigs?
A.) A pawn shop
Ba-Da BING, Ba-Da BANG, Ba-Da BOOM!:woot:
(that was the drummer over playing)AnnieHallParticipant*#*#*#*#*#:D#*#*#*#*#*Leapy Leo;223645 wrote:I don’t want the arcade to atrophy like that again.Get it? It’s a pun [for Annie], a trophy…
Also posted by Leaky Leo:
Okay, let’s all be friends now because I have my point of view and you have yours and it’s becoming obvious that never the twain shall meet so further bickering will achieve nothing whatsoever.
Thankyou:D
Thank you for the pun, Leaky … very clever, indeed.
In return, I have a quote from someone you sort of meantioned, for all of you suffering the slings and arrows of puberty.
“When I was 14 I was embarrassed by what an idiot my father was. Then, when I was 21, I was amazed at how much he had learned in just those 7 years.” ~Samuel Clemens
Now, let’s see how many of you can find the connection. :confused: I admit it’s a stretch.
Also, it’s been my obsevation, armchair parent that I am, that boys are much easier to raise than girls. Because, with boys, you only have one little weenie to worry about. :p LOL!
Not much help am I?:rolleyes:
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^Q.) How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to change a light bulb?A.) (sunddenly excited) … :woot: Wanna go ride bikes?!?!?Back to you Leap …. I’m likin’ this pace.AnnieHallParticipant>>>:o<<<In an elementary school classroom, the teacher is teaching her students about American history.
“Class,” she asks, “which one of our presidents was assassinated just after the civil war?”
Noone answers. Finally, a little Japanese kid in the front row raises his hand and says “Abraham Lincoln”
“That’s very good, Hung Foo.” the teacher says “But, the rest of you should be ashamed. Little Hung Foo, our Japanese foreign exchange student, knows more about American history than the rest of you. You should all be ashamed!”
The teacher then turns around to write something on the board when suddenly a voice from the back of the room shouts out “Screw the Japanese!”
Shocked, the teacher whips around and exclaims ‘Who said that?!?!”
A kid in the back answers proudly “Harry Truman, 1945!”
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