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AnnieHall;223321 wrote::woot: :woot: :woot:Very punny Leo!!! I love that one!!Is that a true story? … Did you write that?I love a pun, I do, I really, really do!No, I can’t take any credit for that one, I read it in one of those “Confessions” novels that were all the rage at the time [70’s].
Odd that you should like it so much [if you’re not pulling my leg, here] because I remember that it absolutely cracked up a friend of mine, he was literally holding his sides with laughing so much, but I never bothered telling it to anybody else until now because I didn’t think it was all that funny.
Shows how much I know!
You’re going to think this is silly (and thats only because it is silly) but year before last my entire family (8 of us in two cars) drove to florida and spent christmas at Disney World. I was in charge of coming up with a slogan to put on a T-shirt to memorialize our adventure. What I came up with is my longest and most spectacular pun…“SuperGalaMasacisticXmasFamilyRoadTrip”I’m really kinda proud of that one.:DAnd so you should be, Annie!
Shrek, your joke was in even worse taste that my “grieving” relative one. Shame on you..:D
I’m listening to the seminal Isley Brothers album 3+3, from 1973.
What a rousing classic this is, containing the unforgettable That lady and Summer breeze, but also lesser known gems like If you were there and Sunshine [go away today] which shows Ronald Isley’s attitude to paying hefty taxes towards the Viet Nam war would be just as relevant today: “You can’t run your own life/I’ll be damned if you’re gonna run mine!”
Brilliant stuff.
It’s very true of Douglas. I just read a biography of him and he was usually at least a year behind schedule with all his books.
sarahtowny;223371 wrote:p.s does den44057 have a job or anything? Flipping heck you spend 30 mins on your best game, get the high score then go to work for 8 hours come home and the guy has cleaned the board of high scores again ….Not like I am sore of anything but grrrrr … I wish I had that much spare time! Still weekend is a looming
*evil cackle*
Is is worth it tho, Sarah? :crying:
I’ve come to the conclusion that you’ll only be giving him more practise to fill all that spare time he seems to have!
Life’s not fair. Try not to allow it to get you down.:D
Don’t apologise Annie. I thought you were onto something too, and you certainly havn’t annoyed anybody as far as I know.:D
I don’t have instructions, Annie.
I presumed the instructions needed creating [on some of the games that have relatively little info] by somebody who knows how the games work.
If that’s not the case forgive my ignorance.
I would be willing to try and take that on.
Just basic instructions, right? Should I send them to you?
AnnieHall;223293 wrote:~*~*~:p~*~*~Leaky Leeeeoooooooo…… where are you?:cool:
Why don’t you come on one of my threads, AnnieHaaaallll. We could tell outrageous lies about each other. What fun we could have then!
Okay, okay, a joke…
I was once dating a girl called Claire who put a bar of galaxy in the pocket of her shorts.
It was high summer and by the time she remembered the bar of chocolate it had melted all down her thigh.
One of her friends asked me faceciously why I didn’t lick the chocolate off.
I said “because I’ve never particularly liked choclatey Claires”.
Boom Boom.
Yeh, cringe-worthy, I know.
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AwesomeSauce is looking to buy an English football club because he feels left out…that’s what all his mates in the “billionaire club” are doing.
Awesome has so many millions in the bank that he actually falls asleep before he can get to the end of all the noughts at the bottom of his bank statements.
Welcome RockNRoll. Great name, wish I’d thought of it. Hope to read you being very sober on the forums very soon.
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Thankyou for that, Jeff. I read it with interest even if I didn’t understand most of it.
PS I think we should add more games to the arcade now. How abvout “Paintbrush?”
You can’t always tell but a look at the post I have been commended for usually gives me a good idea who is doing the recommending.
Hello Carry – what an unusual spelling of that name – and welcome to the forums. Hope to see you around.
If that professor is so clever can he explain what form of marketing this is?
A photographer for a national magazine is told to get pictures of a forest fire that is raging in the outback.
He is told to turn up at the local airstrip and there will be a small plane waiting to take him up to the forest where he can get some aerial pictures of the fire.
Sure enough, he turns up at the airstrip ten minutes early and there is a nervous looking pilot waiting in a two seater plane.
The photographer jumps in and shouts “Let’s Go!”
“Well, if you’re sure” replies the pilot and soon they are flying into a strong wind, weaving erratically towards the forest.
“Go down towards the fire!” shouts the photographer.
“Why?” asks the pilot nervously.
“Because I’m a photographer and that’s what photographers do: take pictures.”
“You mean you’re not the flying instructor?”
What would this form of marketing be known as..?:D
