Okay, I had a couple of very strange dreams/nightmares, and heard about a couple more strange ones so I’d just thought I’d create a topic, where you can discuss your weird dreams/nightmares….

Anyway here’s mine:

For some reason I’m in school, sitting on the roof of a 3 storey building with a collection of people, who coincidently included two people from this forum, penguin hunter and red devil. Red devil was drunk (on what I know not), and proceeding to sings insulting songs which I shall not mention here, and penguin hunter was throwing eggs at people, various other people were p*ssed out of their heads and singing vulgar songs as well.

The things started to get weird, a polar bear, dressed in a gangster suit appeared, and proceeded to randomly shoot people, penguin hunter and red devil were shot at this point, and I thought it would be a good idea to jump off the roof…

Then I landed in Alaska, or some other snowbound place, surrounded by penguins, and so things seemed to have returned to normal, however at this point the penguins picked up staplers and proceeded to try and staple me repeatedly. Wisely, I decided to get the hell out of their and ran for it, followed by assorted penguins with staplers.

Anyway I outran the penguins and sat on a rock, but then the polar bear gangster appeared, and I had to run again, fortunately at this point a zombie form of Red Devil appeared, equipped with a giant stapler. He was trying to say something to me but was inhibited by the hole due to the gunshot wound in his head. He proceeded to staple the gangster polar bear, but his head fell off and rolled away leaving me with a dead gangster polar bear in the middle of nowhere, with the talking head of red devil, which was vaguely disturbing.

At this point a collection of polar bear valkyries appeared on flying motorbikes, singing the aria to the tune of low rider. These valkyries picked up the polar bear and I, and flew off, dropping the polar bear into heaven, and dropping me into a flaming pit, at which point I woke up screaming…..

Has anyone else had similar strange experiences in dreams? I’d be interested in hearing about them, also does anyone else find that they dream sequels to dreams, so they have a dream one night, and then the next night, the dream continues?